Speaking On Behalf Of Thorin Oakenshield King Under The Mountain - Blog Posts

Terrible day to be the king of *checks notes* a barely floating barge full of dirty fish people?

poor bard man like imagine you’ve just been nominated king (against your will) and just want to feed your people then get stuck in the diva off of the century and witness a very public breakup/attempted murder between one of the aforementioned divas and his husband who up until now you weren’t quite convinced wasn’t a 12 year old