Sleazy Boyfriend Posting - Blog Posts

Need a sexually frustrated top on SSRIs and takes forever to cum to fuck me like their life depends on it

i mean can't a guy be pretty, slim and fresh-faced but also a horny, weed-smoking loser mean-girl-style violent dom?

can't i make your heart flutter as a cute boy and also stomp on your hope and maybe your cunt or balls?

definitely don't reblog this if you hate sweet, fuckable guys

it's friday night. i'd love gross things to edge/jerk it to and i want to be of service to the most demanding dom or a dumb horny slut. i want to get so fucking crossfaded that i do things that embarrass me. i sure hope you'll have some fun with me, i'm just such an eager boy and such a whore about it. the more gone i get, the more i tend to share. pictures, feelings, sick little dreams.

I feel like "corrective rape" has just become synonymous with straight people converting queer people through non-con sex, but who says it can't be the other way around?

Where are all the lesbians raping their guy best friends into giving them baby bumps?

Where are all the faggots non-consesually pounding away at their female friends' cunts until their cum is dripping down their thighs like a river?

Where are all the queer people forcing others to turn them straight?

wish i could be pretty young and dumb forever with a rich, spoiled, beautiful toxic boss girlfriend and live between her legs for the moments she tells me how good and handsome and sweet i am. she likes me best because i'm eager to lick her and squirm around excitedly even when i'm fucking her.

i'd be such a pathetic slutty boy just to have a girl look at me like she knows i belong to her. we could fuck the world. maybe we do. but she only talks down to me. which is why i know she loves me. what girl doesn't love a pet boy?

me, sparking up: oh man i hope this weed doesn’t make me horny this time!!

me, one hit in: rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me

Making out with your pussy while you play with my hair.

i'm gonna be a pussy-eating prodigy

a cunt-slamming contrarian

a real cliterate guy

how about i've got to dm a picture of my tight hole to anyone that wants to use or worship it? i've also got discord. i like this game. i'm gonna get high while i let that marinate

(also, fakeboys, girls, men, nb b1mb0s of all sorts: if you want me to hurt and humiliate you, don't be shy. i like to hear what you pervs are up to. i'd love to be your new god.)

so i need horny men to use me hard. and you know, women who treat me badly.

c'mon i'm such a lil guy i'm so sick i'm just a sicky icky boytoy

i wish someone would suck this cloud of strawberry cough out of my lungs and bite my lips while they scratch me right now and slap me a little too

i like to put on scents like dead leaves and rain and dirt because i like to smell just a bit like death beneath the soap, weed and boy smell

uh oh i think i'm legit into self-id'd fakeboys too a lot now. specifically. shit, unexpected development in my sexuality. i'm gonna run with it. especially the ones who get really hot for it.

hiiiiiiii thoughts on transfem dykes who want a pretty boy bouncing and moaning on it while they grope him and tease him for being an easy little boytoy? asking for a friend 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I was trying to formulate thoughts but they went bztttt and white noise because what I think is that I definitely need to be said easy, whorish boytoy for said transfem dykes and their most fucking superior friends. Thankfully, I've got two hands, an eager dick, a couple holes and a tight body to keep everyone entertained.

In reality, I love women helping women and girlpower, transfem dykes are just so hot. my tight ass, dignity and gag reflex is a very small price to pay. <3

hi guys welcome to jackass my pits are full of SWEAT and i swear i'm going to shower but i think i'm gonna get high first

you can see where i got sunburnt a bit at pride last time.

but were you really thinking of that?

manifesting dark himbo bisexual stoner loser boy summer that makes men hard to be in me and women wanna put me in hard

and non binary people just go nuts

seriously just get weird i guess

she gets it

everyone always talks about how hot nitrile gloves look but lemme tell ya they feel fucking good to wear. +25 pervert buff. woof.

my gf's dad: i don't trust you young man, i'm going to do everything to you that you do to my daughter

me: ...wait PROMISE?

partner that complains and nags you when your tits aren’t always visible and accessible. pulls all your shirts down when you’re together in public so that everyone gets an eyeful of cleavage and yanks them all the way under your tits the minute you get home so that they can have them however they want. hours spent kneading and toying with them, hours nursing while you cuddle, harsh slaps and yanks as they walk past, pinches to the nipples or clipping on decorative clamps whenever they want

so my anemia is causing some real-life vampire shit with the liquid iron supplement. legit was a diehard vegetarian before my blood went screwy. i don't know how to feel yet. feel free to interact, vampirefuckers, my lips are dark and purple/black at the seam and natural looking, my gums and tongue are blackish...

pray for me because it makes me hot

Oh poor baby [sexual intent]

Okay last one: you bring home your first little boyfriend but I can smell the desperate faggot on him and dinner together ends with you and your boyfriend sharing your first kiss around the head of your father's cock

so let's kick things off again sweetly, i'm having a kratom/kava drink and might mix it up some more if you folks think you'd like to have a little fun with me! sext,anon,dm, whatever your heart desires. i've got the wholeeee night ahead of me.

a little degradation, creative use and shocking perversion would really be the cherry on top. and i'm happy to be the cherry boy on top, bottom, wherever. ;)

also, now would be a good time to mention i have an oral fixation too.