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Danny manages to convince the Justice League that he’s just a hundreds of years old being that’s stuck with a baby face, which leads to him being able to do dangerous missions and other things that he wouldn’t have been able to do if they knew his actual age.
However he has do deal adult things like them wanting to consume alcohol and Danny’s fine with a lot of things, fighting in near death situations? Sure why not. But underage drinking? No, Jazz raised him better than that.
So now Danny has to think of why he doesn’t do certain things that your average hundreds of years old being would do, like drinking apparently.
He manages to absolutely fuck himself over when his mind completely blanks and Danny straight up says he’s pregnant.
Flash was buzzing around like a social butterfly. Handing out drinks and talking with everyone he saw, it was time for another ‘Woohoo no one died party’. He saved Hal for last crashing into him on the sofa, next to their newest league member.
It had been awkward at first trying to navigate topics of discussion with Phantom. It was unclear exactly what was and wasn’t okay to ask a ghost. And wow ghosts one they could actually see unlike Boston … it really made Barry think about life more huh.
Hal raised a cup to Phantom again who was beginning to look out out, “Come on Phantom! This is a party! No one’s gonna get in your case for drinking! Even if you do look like a kid squirt!”
“Can’t”
“Aww come on!”
“Can’t”
“Please”
“Nope”
“Just one!”
“Can’t”
“Why noooootttt?”
Barry winced he understood what Hal was doing but pestering someone to drink was like wrong and annoying. Some people just didn’t drink, maybe it had something to do with ghost biology??? “Hal maybe you should-“
“Drinking is bad for the baby.”
Everything stopped. Absolutely everything. You could hear a pin drop.
“Whoa what did you just say.”
“Drinking is badly for the baby.”
“What baby??”
Phantom swirled to actually look at Green lantern, eyebrow raised.
“My baby? I’m pregnant…”
Chaos utter chaos
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Danny manages to convince the Justice League that he’s just a hundreds of years old being that’s stuck with a baby face, which leads to him being able to do dangerous missions and other things that he wouldn’t have been able to do if they knew his actual age.
However he has do deal adult things like them wanting to consume alcohol and Danny’s fine with a lot of things, fighting in near death situations? Sure why not. But underage drinking? No, Jazz raised him better than that.
So now Danny has to think of why he doesn’t do certain things that your average hundreds of years old being would do, like drinking apparently.
He manages to absolutely fuck himself over when his mind completely blanks and Danny straight up says he’s pregnant.