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Amperstans do we fw an au where Romeo spends his time dead in the Ride the Cyclone afterlife
Shoutout to @montygatorguy for coming up with his "Most dramatic boy in town title" :D
Kinda wish the shops in hollow knight were more like the "shops" in rain world. Like, ok, so in hollow knight, ur this weird, fucked up little guy with canonically no brain and yet you still understand the complexities of capitalism and how to use and collect legal tender. Even if that tender is like, rocks but.
I think it would be funny if u walked into iselda's shop and she was like "bahpanadah" as normal but you don't know what that means so you just have to keep bringing her things in the hopes that it's right. Like, what do you want lady, I've got journals and this weird black egg full of void, can I have that marker yet or no? Like how in the scav trading zones sometimes they'll just leave their stuff there and u can take it no problemo but other times I give this man a pearl and he looks at me like I want something. I do want something, give me that flashbang.
Idk I just think that way of bartering is really silly because you don't know what the shopkeeper wants and sometimes it changes.
bringing iselda a whole treasure of things from ur inventory like a cat with dead mice, idk I think that's silly
The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
I spent all of Easter with my Cock buried to the hilt in my Kermit Plushie's tender hole... now I awaken to news of the Pope's death. Coincidence...?