Callmecarson - Blog Posts

the cmc situation.

hey, i dont post much but if you defend/support carson, please block me <3 thanks.

Arizona tea

THANK YOU SM FOR 100 FOLLOWERS 🤧✌

Gang gang

anime girl skeppy on the main

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musical man

babey techno

bad also dies

lol zak dies

hey technoblade

French gray

SMP more like sMpP

Midnight doodles

CW// Callmecarson

If someone drew a fursona of Callmecarson. Guess you can say it wouldn't be a cat. Get it? Cause cats don't groom themselves?

I feel like people who defend Carson forgot some things. Like, even the content creators who give 0 shits about media, fucking dropped him. Not because of twitter but because Carson was a piece of fucking shit.

Carson is overall a bad person and if you support him then get the fuck off my blog you piece of shit.

Hey I know I'm late to this but. Guess you can say the reason callmecarsons hair left was because nothing aged well. Anyways bye!

Dear stans,

If you knowingly step over your favorite content creators boundaries, you’re not a fan of them. If you like them, you’d respect them.

okay but consider lunch club on the dreamsmp

and no im not just making this post because i wrote them into my fic and really like how i wrote them shut up

 - carson just goes around making fun of all the roleplay, since he’s been doing that anyway but now he can do it in person and honestly good for him, probably follows dream around too since he thinks it’d be funny and takes nothing seriously (also insists they try and get pokimane on)

 - cooper lives up to his fish man dreams and builds an under water house and no one has seen him since, barely logs on but when he does he doesn’t interact with the dreamsmp or l’manberg at all

 - ted called schlatt schlag one (1) too many times and has not been seen since, we can assume he’s dead or probably hanging out with techno and phil since he seems the type to fill in for pete for the antarctic empire 2 electric boogaloo

 - charlie heard schlatt say “apple” once, had a ptsd episode to the god video and just DIPPED, was offered to join the quackity necromancer gang but is far too scared of schlatt to even touch that shit with a ten meter pole

 - noah is the only one actually managing, probably joined l’manberg at some point and now actually contributing to the tubbo administration, he’s honestly just the only one actually doing something useful

 - travis started hanging out with badboyhalo and ended up accidentally being drawn into the badlands, now looking for chaos and nothing else on the smp

Same schlatt… same