Experience Tumblr like never before
Do I even own myself???
Me: I am a cat person .
My cat : Sorry I am not a human cat. Take this shit out from the litter box so I can shit on ur couch.
I am going to start sayin that my life is a meme instead of my life is a joke.
Give up and then get back up and then again give up.
If u were bald technically u could calculate the amount of hair on ur head.
This is exactly we enjoy making forts with our pillows and also love being in a closed tent.
Fuck me.
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Remember how Mark ruffalo stuck a poker card in Jesse’s pockets. In that situation how the fuck did he keep it l. I would probably throw it away. How the fuck do u check the pockets so much?
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
No one owns the copyright to ur brain.
When I get older with lots of money I want to build a house with the shape of a pineapple and I want to build huge trees which trace out the letter 'c'
And I am going to call myself spongebob
Even If u live ur life 'yolo' all the time it's not worthy to get diabetes
The police:- Sir u can't just lie in the middle of the road
Me (scrolling through ig and finishing my drink with pasta ):- just leave me alone John I am depressed