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Did I scary you? I hope so. Tremble mortal! Your time is at hand.
Sometimes, a family is just an emo goth, an angry space frog, a purple misandrist, a vampire twink, an autistic magician, a golden retriever butch, a half-devil fencer, a furry, a folklore grandma, a bald guy and his hamster, a random adventurer with a weird name, and a psychotic amnesiac with a migraine -- all surrounded by a bunch of pets that they adopted off the side of the road.
A decaying mummy holds the sole of their guardianship.
Rudy: marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed
Mini: ...
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Aru: older black ladies make the best iced tea
Aiden: huh?
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Aiden: watch a sunrise atleast once a day.
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Mini: if you ever get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea
Rudy: what's diarrhea?
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Bynne: when life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "whaaat?"
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Aru: you only get one chance at first impressions. I suggest julia child as it is easy to do
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Aru: dance until your feet hurt , sing until your lungs hurt and act until you're will-
Aiden: shah don't you dare.
Aru: act until you're william hurt *evil smirk*
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Mini: success is 1 percent inspiration , 98 percent perspiration and 2 percent attention to detail
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Brynne: the most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you lower your expectations.
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BONUS
Boo: if you love something , set it free , unless it's a tiger.
Aquí otro dibujito//here another drawing