My 5-year-old insists that Bilbo Baggins is a girl. The first time she made this claim, I protested. Part of the fun of reading to your kids, after all, is in sharing the stories you loved as a child. And in the story I knew, Bilbo was a boy. A boy hobbit. (Whatever that entails.) But my daughter was determined. She liked the story pretty well so far, but Bilbo was definitely a girl. So would I please start reading the book the right way? I hesitated. I imagined Tolkien spinning in his grave. I imagined mean letters from his testy estate. I imagined the story getting as lost in gender distinctions as dwarves in the Mirkwood. Then I thought: What the hell, it’s just a pronoun. My daughter wants Bilbo to be a girl, so a girl she will be. And you know what? The switch was easy. Bilbo, it turns out, makes a terrific heroine. She’s tough, resourceful, humble, funny, and uses her wits to make off with a spectacular piece of jewelry. Perhaps most importantly, she never makes an issue of her gender—and neither does anyone else.
Bilbo Baggins is a girl: Until children’s books catch up to our daughters, rewrite them. (via sashimigrade)
I spend lots of time at Dank Millet. I only wish I got off at Queer Parrots.
Anagram map of the MBTA
- there is no grid system in boston. every street is a circle. you miss your turn and try to double back, but the asphalt is giving way to cobblestone. you can hear muskets just ahead.
- boston common always closes at 9pm. it locks from the inside.
- you walk out of mike’s pastry in the north end and the streets are deserted. there’s a rumbling beneath your feet. it smells like molasses.
- every time you crane your head to peek down the dark subway tunnel for the train, you can see two bright pinpricks of light in the distance. they’ve been there for 30 years, watching. you look away and try not to breathe.
- they’re always trying to fill the pot holes and the cracks in the sidewalks. it’s from the ice, they say. come morning, the holes always return. bigger. deeper.
- the next train will arrive in 5 minutes. days have passed; winter is setting in. the next train will arrive in 5 minutes.
- you arrive at logan airport and it’s empty. the intercom crackles, “this is the final boarding call.” no flight is specified. it’s time to go.
- the red line train pulls up, empty. you get on and it comes to a sudden halt in the tunnel. the lights go off. you hear the muffled sounds of ‘sweet caroline’ in the distance. it’s getting closer.
- the citgo sign looms above the brownstones. no matter how far you walk, it is always there.
- you hear rustling. it’s just the turkeys, you say. you hear screams echo in harvard square. it’s just the turkeys.
OMG, my two favorite things together! So pretty and detailed, just like the original. Otoyomegatari is available in the US as A Bride's Story. Run, don't walk, to your nearest bookstore!
inspired by Kaoru Mori’s Otoyomegatari (the manga makes me want to get married =]]]]]]]]]]]]]])
I’m really busy so I can’t color it ;m;) if anyone wants to do so, please go on ;w;)
I love my Thorin/kitten mug!
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Is it weird that I'm madly in love with the grey in his hair?
Wait, you mean they don't just bundle up a billion dollar bills, stuff them in the rocket, and shoot them into space?
I’m in an English lesson, and this ignoramus I’m talking to has just told me that people should stop going to Mars. He says the money that went into the project would have been better spent here on planet Earth, specifically in creating jobs.
And I have just been seething here for the past five...
HEY EVERYONE!!! I’m thrilled to have recently hit a radical milestone re: my webcomic and to thank you all for your ongoing support, kind words, and enthusiasm, I’m hosting a giveaway!
There will be one winner: the prize is one (1) signed copy of Hotblood! Volumes #1, 2, and 3! Three books!!! Each book is 6x9″, perfect bound, around 100 pages, and printed in full colour.
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• Like and/or reblog this post: 1 note = 1 entry! There is no limit on entries.
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If you aren’t familiar with the story– Hotblood! is a m/m romance/Western which follows the story of the centaur James Rook, a washed out Civil War vet and secretary to the irreverent, criminally-inclined steel tycoon Asa Langley. The year is 1871. You can read from the beginning here.
Thank you a thousand times, again!!!
T
You can never have too much tiny Ed.
Here’s a little Ed pouting on your dash
I'm going to pretend I didn't see this.
Mother nature really has it out for MA in 2013.