“Many Dwarf-men Do Not Wish To Marry, As They Are Too Busy With Their Crafts.”

we found love (1/1, 19811 words) Relationship: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield Rating: Teen Tags: Modern AU, Mafia AU of sorts, Romance, Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending Summary: In which Bilbo meets Thorin and life takes unexpected turns. —- Hey, if y’all enjoy this fic at all, please reblog this so more people can too!

I spend lots of time at Dank Millet.  I only wish I got off at Queer Parrots.

Anagram map of the MBTA

HEADCANON ACCEPTED!

i’ve been obsessed with a series called The Murderbot Diaries, about a neurotic android that just wants to watch soap operas in between saving humans 😂 here’s some stuff from the first novella All Systems Red!!

Can I just pretend this is the plot of BOTFA?

In which Dís is fed up with idiots and fighting and decides to do something about it, saving the day with her awesomeness and now everyone can go home.

This is a turtle duck.

Reblog the turtle duck.

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Why?

Because it’s a turtle duck.

Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.

For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

You can never have too much tiny Ed.

Here’s a little Ed pouting on your dash

Is it “A Matter of Convenience”?

http://archiveofourown.org/works/656793

Erik manages the small store his late parents left behind and his days bleed together in a tiresome monotony until he touches the hand of loyal customer Charles Xavier. They tip-toe around each other as they struggle with mutant rights and the resurgence of gang violence in the neighborhood.

Help finding fanfic? Erik owns a shop and Charles comes in to buy ramen and a bottle of water every week, paying with exact change. The get off on the wrong foot cause Erik doesn’t know Charles is a mutant at first. Also they were in a bad part of the city I think? And Charles has a T tattooed on his neck and I believe was in Uni.

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