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i want to break free (1/1, 2237 words) Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley Rating: General Tags: Human AU, Walk of Shame, First Meetings, Fluff Summary: In which Aziraphale does the walk of shame and meets someone special along the way. — If you enjoyed this, please reblog so others can as well! Thanks!

Wait a second, are you telling me the Hobbit movies didn’t end with Thorin and Bilbo getting married? That’s crazy. That final scene - with Bilbo planting the first acorn for a Hobbit garden in Erebor as Consort Under the Mountain, was unforgettable. He and Thorin were so sweet…”

Me, IN DENIAL FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AMEN (via darthstitch)

the longest forty minutes are the forty minutes between calling for pizza and the pizza arriving

I refuse to seek out Ryan Reynolds' Tumblr account. If it has any value it will find it's way into my dash naturally. This is how the Tumblr ecosystem is meant to work.

You are a villain famous for “killing” heroes. In reality, heroes come to you to fake their deaths.

When will he find love?

Puma Man...

He flies like a moron.

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

Sharknado Sequel Ideas. http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2013/07/12/the-sharknado-sequels-you-all-want-to-see-pics/#cHxpKMt0U6F1acfD.30