Nd Then Me And Chuuya Get Married Afterwards

nd then me and chuuya get married afterwards

Dazai: Arrange the marriage!

Port Mafia: *cheers and applause*

Chuuya: Wait!

Dazai: What? You’re all I ever wanted. You’re beautiful!

Chuuya: Thank you. But what else?

Dazai: What else?

Chuuya: Is beauty all that matters to you?

Dazai: [Looks to Oda]

Oda: [Shakes his head]

Mori: Dazai… What else?

Dazai: I, uh… What else is there?

Hirotsu: *Buzzer noise*

[LATER - KOUYOU and CHUUYA prepare to leave]

Kouyou: We tried, boss. No one can say we didn’t try.

Mori: [Sobs.]

Kouyou: Say goodbye, Chuuya.

Chuuya: Goodbye.

Kouyou: Goodbye…?

Chuuya: Dazai.

Mori: [Nudges DAZAI]

Dazai: *whines* Boss.

Mori: Dazai!

Dazai: Goodbye, chibi.

Mori: All these years of planning… Wasted!

[KOUYOU and CHUUYA leave]

Oda: What else is there? He says, “Is beauty all that matters?” And you say, “What else is there?!”

Dazai: It was dumb, I know.

Oda: You should write a book. ‘How to Offend Men in Five Syllables or Less’.