I Am Not Done With The Digital New Year Card But I Will Draw And Post Some Bad Art

If I ate you it would taste like strawberry milk methinks

ehhh!?? how did you know?????? if one is what one eats, i am strawberry milk. i drink strawberry milk/strawberry blended yogurt (with homemade strawberry syrup) almost daily waghhh

dear god-o-bees, do you think nikto would like strawberry milk? or would he be the radical orthodox non-pasteurized milk drinker?

i'm a big man but if Captain Price says i'm his pretty little missus then by golly i am his pretty little missus

it is done, i am free, i shouldn't have put that gel in my hair

i will take a small nap

nikto let me brush your teeth anime style

dear fish, hello dear fish, how are you doing this fine day?

i would like your input on nikto's teeth, do you think he has sharp/pointed canines teeth? what do you think about the size of his lateral incisors relative to his central incisors or the general shape of his teeth in general, are they more slender or are they more squarish? are his bottom incisors crooked? do you think his dental arch is wide and how many teeth do you think one could see if he were to smile? i think someone mentioned about him smiling, looking like a dog bearing its teeth, was it you? how yellow are his teeth? and are there tobacco and tea stains? when do you think was the last time he had his teeth cleaned at the clinic?

i should go to bed, have a good day dear fish. i hope you are well. <3

My dearest, hear me out on Nikto with the bluntest teeth at the front. Blunt enough that if he bites down it bruises instead of cuts at the front. Canines that have the shape in between a u and a v, not too sharp yet just purely blunt.

And yet these canines can't even cut through skin because they're short, overlooked by flat teeth. Or what would be if he hasn't been fucked over in the face a few hundred times. Square alignment of his teeth that make his smile look more like a grin when he flashes them. Dents in the corner where the right is just a bit more dented in than the left. His teeth are proportioned in a way that makes his eyes look a bit larger.

Its clear to anyone that his central incisors are a bit pushed back, making an almost clean angle if it wasn't for the roundness of his teeth. The left one a bit more forward then the other. If he lets you look inside his mouth it smells like rot. An embodiment of him.

Tongue scraped and cracked, greying and a bit white. If you recommend him to brush his yellowish teeth more he'll just glare at you. Muttering that he doesn't have time, just get over with the appointment. It barely changes anything when you clean them. Though he is an easier patient than the rest, willing to keep still when you floss his gums until they bleed.

Its also far easier to clean when the tears on his face make it easier for you to reach in there. Seeing what you're cleaning on each individual tooth. Not as smooth as the teeth you normally see and yet, they're healthy enough.

"So when was the last time you had your teeth cleaned again?"

"First time."

"...i hope to be seeing you by june."

"Da, I can do that."

Nikto!! His uniform is a little weird because I had a little difficulty making it without getting lost while I was drawing it :((

Nikto with stickers on his mask (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ Cute.

(I got the stickers on Pinterest, I hope it doesn't cause any problems - I didn't do it with bad intentions⚰️)

i also had visions of og makarov last night

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

Nikto who likes to just...switch positions sometimes. A simple tap to get your attention, sometimes he just doesn't want to break the quiet. So you'll tilt your head at him, peacefully laying on your stomach and beginning to crawl up. Hovering over you.

He's not going to force you to, but if you lower yourself to his stomach. Letting his thighs go around your chest and hum gently to him he'll run his scarred hands through your hair. Brushing strays from your face and patting it down so he can cup your face unobscured.

He's far too tall to bend down to kiss you without breaking his back so he shifts himself a little further down the bed. Legs wrapped around your waist and squeezing tightly when he presses his mask to your cheek. Up the tip of your nose, to your forehead before he retires his mind for the night. Resting his head right next to yours.

Pookie can you tag your art better cause I wanna see it all tqq <3

ahhhh will do! i think i will put them under the tag "zoloft4nikto" from now! thank you too for wanting to see my silly art ;w;;;

Hes iss bear

в лесу медведь :3

(also look at this epic fanart on twitter)