I Forgot To Finish This, And Now I’m Not Gonna

A Dwight stands in your way, he's holding a carboard pizza box. He stares into your soul before saying "I have brought you your cheese pizza, with extra pineapple." - What do you do?

looking up from his work he stares at the Dwight, “[You have three seconds to get your disgusting filth out of my office. As you have delivered it to the wrong killer! Whoever ordered that is a monster, WHO THE HELL PUTS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA. WHO DOES THAT!?]”

((Love accidentally posting on the wrong blog then nothing an hour later omfg I’m so sorry))

happy valentines day herfmanf

Oh yeah, this holiday exists! But uh... Thank you Anon, you’re very kind! Have a day full of... that thing called love!

what if I plug out one of your wires 👁👄👁

*Walks in with a long, closed trench coat, a hat and sunglasses. Then whispers in your ear*

Hey you,

*Opens coat, revealing like 30 wires in different colors, even rainbows*

Wanna buy some?

... HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE!?

ᴴᵒʷ ᵐᵘᶜʰ

I am one in a krillion

HehehehehehehehehehheheheheehehehehehheheeheHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEH

H..Hello????? Are you okay????

Ask away Because I feel awkward doing an idea essay on HCs for Herman!

* character headcanons

clothing style.

before - bed routine. 

eating habits.

concept of home and family. 

hobbies. 

fighting style.

what calms your muse down after a bad day?

talk about one person your muse loves.

ways your muse says i love you.

describe your muse’s laugh. 

what items can be found in your muse’s pockets? 

talk about your muse’s most prized possession(s).

describe your muse’s walk. 

talk about your muse’s accent.

describe your muse’s smile. 

how often does your muse get sick?

does your muse know when to rest, or do they push themselves?

does your muse snore? sleeptalk? sleepwalk?

the thing(s) your muse thinks about before falling asleep.

is your muse a fitful or a quiet sleeper?

your muse’s thoughts on cops and other authority figures.

skills and special talents. 

disabilities or illnesses. 

habits and mannerisms.

introvert or extrovert.

religious or non - religious.

verbal or non - verbal communication.

something your muse could never forgive.

something that makes your muse smile.

something that scares your muse.

something that gives your muse hope.

how your muse responds to being helped / taken care of.

how your muse responds to unconditional love.

how your muse responds to danger.

how your muse responds to stress.  

how your muse responds to anger.

did your muse grow up too fast?

Note:

Your mom.