WIRE YOU SCREAMING DANNY? 

Zippity Zappity, your mood is now happity!

HOW SWEET, YOU FOUND MY ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, THANK YOU!

"Here's your pizza, that will be 500 bloodpoints or maybe a hatch-pass?"

@ask-baby-dwight

Hm,

I don’t remember ordering anything... hell I didn’t even know you could order anything in the fog... Thank you!

Unfortunately it won’t save you from death.

@ask-baby-dwight

Strange.

The Fog is quiet today, I have some time on my hands today so I might as well travel out and see what I find. Perhaps it’ll help me with my little project. 

Mmmm crispy man mmm

WHAT IS UP WITH YOU PEOPLE WITH THE TERM “CRISPY”!?

I prefer the term “Well Done”.

I LOVE HOW YOU TRY TO AVOID THE QUESTION AND ANSWER IT AT THE SAME TIME! ALSO ABOUT THE ELECTRICITY.... NO, YOUR SCREAMS ARE AMUSING!

‘’You know, there is nothing new. Errr… I’m a little busy right now, the chests won’t loot themselves, let’s talk some other time? And could you stop electrocuting me? That’s annoying.’’

@zip-zap-stop-and-ask-me

for all those dbd creeps 

Dad I’m hungry

I require food

GO BACK TO SLEEP, AND STARVE

Log 1: It seems that even in a place like this, there is an endless amount of work to do. You don’t have time for yourself in this hell, it’s just a constant never ending cycle of feeding that damn spider. Fail to feed or please that spider and you get punished by either getting a seemingly endless amount of trials, getting severely injured, or getting sent to the void. It loves to watch everyone here suffer, I can’t speak for everyone else here but I’m tired of being apart of its meal.

What is your relationship like with The Executioner

FUNNY THAT YOU SAID THAT LITTLE ANONYMOUS FRIEND! IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE I HATE HIM... Also, I could’ve sworn he has a fat ass.. but somehow it’s gone-

So I heard you raid other killer’s realms? Why?

Oh, that's simple! It's to keep a sort of sense of normalcy among ourselves!

Of course, it's way different now considering we have obstacles that are, yknow, worse than just the police.

Plus, I just like snatching shit from people! There's a lot of interesting stuff in this place!

Who knows what I'll find...