Português: "quando Eles Vem O Morcego, Não é Um Sinal, é Um Aviso." _the Batman 2022

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!! 🌠

May you have a great day, have lunch with your family, spend time with them, and receive good gifts ☺️

happy birthday to our Lord Jesus Christ too 🙏

Why do you ship them?

I hope this is the last time I have to explain this

Are there any recurring jokes or bits that happen on Kickin's streams?

OHOHOHO, I THINK THERE'S PLENTY OF THEM!

Lots and lots of pirate jokes/gags because of his interest and funky leg

"Damn, this place looking dirtier than PlayCo." as he plays a horror game

"I saw worse", as he once again plays a horror game

A reocurring bit where Kickin immediately goes for whoever is dressed in white whenever there's combat involved

"Guys please stop telling me Theo is behind me"

"No, chat, I'm not a furry, I'm the furry"

"No I'm not wearing a fursuit, this is made from biological material"

"I am made of real chickens! Stop saying I'm not!"

There was one video where Kickin went to Prototype's hut yelling for him to wake up (he wasn't asleep) because Kickin promised he would teach him how to build a gaming PC. Cue to Prototype gently getting up, only for an Angel wrapped in blankets like a burrito to IMMEDIATELY roll out of him and hit a wall, and – somehow – stay asleep. Kickin even yelled "MÃE DO CÉU–" and went to check in on them. Angel told him to give them five more minutes and began to snore. Even Prototype was horrified.

Needless to say "guys please stop saying this is a good place for my mom to sleep" (cut to the worst place possible for Angel to sleep in) became a gag.

Lots of jokes about the Smiling Critters cartoons and the irl experiments.

There's compilations of Kickin yelling and cursing in pt-br as well!

Kickin has many pirate-related nicknames but also people say he's third softest of all the irl critters, rivaled only by Dogday and Bobby. He looks more intimidating but then you cue to Crafty happily making a hyperrealistic horror drawing and Catnap staring at nothing and smiling as Kickin is jumpscared.

"MOM SPOTTED" when Angel comes into the room in order to give Kickin some food (he forgets to eat)

More that I cant think atm!

I know that trauma can make your brain "mentally age" age faster on a cellular level, especially if said trauma is almost getting mauled alive, having your insides ripped out, or.....Worse....

I think that is what is happening with the other critters (Minus Catnap aka, Theodore).

(Though I'm pretty sure Theodore has....Some trauma, though....I'm not to sure and it's just speculation.)

Thats a way of put it, yeah. But trauma can also make the mind go backward.

had you hear of those people that due childhood trauma or events in their past tend to close themself in a specific mental state (usually childhood or teenhood) due the fear of change? Aka Peter Pan syndrome.

That how we get case like Theo (Catnap), that unlike the rest of the critters that acts like really-traumatized young adults trying to survive, Theo has block his mind to everything that isn't how his character is supposed to act (the catnap from the cartoon) or his devotions to the prototype.

About the traumas in each critters, well, we're going to see those one little by little~

Fofinho ☺️

wip for the redraw of my first ppt art (spoilers for chapter 4)

THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE I COULDNT FIT PJ HERE LMAO

I'm FREAKING LOVE This story!

It's so amazing AFAC that, the stupid moments aren't annoying, no, they're fun and funny to watch, you want to watch them, and you love watching them!

The dialogues, the positioning of the scenes, the characters, the expressions, how they interact, the scenery, EVERYTHING!

You're to be congratulated on how you write and position these scenes so well, trash Queen! You're amazing!!! 🤩

KNOW IT! I've been a huge fan of this story since I first saw it on YouTube, and now I've been following this story every day here!

THE BEST AU AND CONTINUATION OF UNDERTALE IT SHOULD BE!!

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House Tour (not the house we wanted, but the house we have)

Fandom: Poppy Playtime.

Synopsis: Angel (referred here as "you") introduces their house to the toys after the events of the game.

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"It's not much", you hurriedly tell the group. "And it's not very big, we'll have to get a bigger house as soon as possible, can't forget to immediately look for what's on sale around here".

You stop on your tracks to face the door to your house, hearing the others stop just behind you. Searching for the right key, you add:

"Also please don't mind the fact everything's a big mess, I'm more organized than that but last time I was there it was a week or so ago and I left in a rush".

"Don't apologize, Angel", Poppy replies back, as gentle as ever. "I'm sure it's not even that bad! And, look, even Kissy agrees with me! Right, Kissy?"

The taller girl mutters a quiet "hm-hm" sound.

"Nothing will ever be as bad as the factory, Angel", Dogday adds. You turn around to see Huggy still holding into the dog's poorly-adapted wheelchair, smiling in return. "Besides! You're here with us now! That alone makes things a lot better".

"You guys give me too much credit", oh, finally, you found the key! "I'm just doing what I have to. Anyone else would do the same".

"Li-ar", Mommy Long Leg's voice echoes. "No one never ever took care of Mommy when she was hurt".

"I was the one who tore your arm off, I kind of had to help".

"Li-aaaar".

You sigh, finally opening the door and stepping inside: "C'mon, everyone, it's pretty small but it should do the work for now".

You counted the toys one by one as they entered: Bunzo, PJ, Poppy and Kissy, Dogday and Huggy, a very bubbly Miss Delight guiding Catnap inside, all the mini huggies, all the mini critters, all the other mini toys, then Mommy Long Legs. More than 80 in total.

Thankfully the money you got from that case was enough to cover a house and finances and medical expenses for at least an year for every single one of you. You still didn't know how the court case against the remains of Playtime would go, but with all the evidence against them, it should be enough money for a lifetime, right? You would never be able to pay for everyone's treatment with your current job...

"Angel, dear?", Miss Delight calls. You smile, give one last look outside, and close the door. "What an interesting house you have!"

"Oh, it's nothing much", you put the keys in a small counter, taking off your jacket and throwing your bag in a corner. "Huggy, can you help put Dogday in the sofa?"

"Angel, I'm very sure I can-"

"You need to wait two weeks before you can do any big moves, don't you even think about moving yourself only using your arms again unless you want another emergency surgery, big dog", you immediately cut him off. Dogday sighed, Huggy happily offered his hands to help the big puppy. The mini critters mischievously laughed. "Same thing for every single one of you. Medical orders".

The house's clock pointed at 8:44 PM. It wasn't late, thankfully.

The toys all gathered around the living room, curiously staring and exploring its corners. Someone - Bunzo, maybe? - had entered the kitchen, probably just wanting to take a good look at this new weird place. You decided to let them be, turning the TV on and trying to pick up a channel:

"So, uhm", you mutter. "This is the TV. Didn't change much since '95 except for maybe image quality. We now use CDs and DVDs instead of just cassette tapes, but I'll show that to you guys later. You can grab anything from the kitchen, I don't mind".

You blinked, hearing the sound of your Windows XP computer turning on. Somehow, PJ Pug-a-Pillar had figured out how to use it. You would be proud if not a bit worried:

"You found the computer", you announce to the group. "Okay. Don't mess up too much with that thing, I need it to work. I'll show you guys how to use the internet later, I think you would like it".

Long Legs decided to sit next to the TV, stretching her neck so she could watch it better. The mini critters seemed to really like her, as they still haven't let go of her arm.

"Angel, do you think the news are all still about us?", the spider doll asks.

"Well..."

You sit on the floor so Dogday can see the TV from the sofa. Bunzo immediately jumps to your lap, making himself comfortable. You pet him as images of the abandoned factory covered with cops and investigators appear, headline written as "PLAYTIME CO. INVESTIGATION STILL UNGOING".

You sigh. Bunzo seems to look up at you, confused.

"Is that a good or a bad thing?", his ears move. You stop petting him.

"It's not good nor bad. If the news aren't screaming how the investigation found out how you guys were made, then we can assume the Prototype is doing a good job".

"He always did".

Everyone, including you, turns to stare at Catnap. He decided to sit next to the sofa, lying his back against the wall. The ceiling was too low for him to be comfortable like that...

"Mommy cannot agree with you", Long Legs groans. "Would you want to know hy?"

The feline simply stares uncomfortably at the pink toy. She rolls her eyes, muttering something about him denying the evidence before turning her attention back at the tv. You're glad these two didn't get into a fight again, but you still don't feel comfortable. Most of the bigger toys are sitting on the floor, with the smaller ones either using Kissy, Miss Delight and Dogday or the sofa as a sitting spot.

The images in the TV then cut to you, eye bags and all, staring at the camera and politely answering a question.

"Look!", Bunzo points. "It's mom!"

"I'm not your... Nevermind", you put some of your hair behind your ear. The you in the TV keeps talking:

"No, I didn't see any guards or cops when I came in there", you shake your head, tired.

"No security at all?"

"I mean, the factory is full of weird machines you need to use a thing called a 'grabpack' to make them work, but there wasn't anyone who stopped me from grabbing one and going inside. I bet even a child could have gotten themself trapped in there from how lonely things were outside..."

"Do you think one of the monsters escaped the factory before?"

"The toys, is that what you mean?"

Your eyes finally showed some light as you bit back at the word choice. You lifted your head, now more determined than before:

"If any of them escaped, they are either dead or locked away somewhere by whoever knew about what Playtime was doing. Or do you really think these kids wanted to stay inside that prison? They were fighting each other over what to eat, for God's sake!"

"Angel...", Poppy muttered. "You didn't tell anyone about the..."

"Cannibalism? Hel- heck no. You guys will be regarded as monsters by a lot of people if i do that. Until things calm down, no one outside the investigators of our case will know".

You decide to get up from your spot, much to Bunzo's dismay. You pet his head before stretching yourself, hearing some bones pop:

"The kitchen is right there. Bathroom is there, and my room is there. I don't think there's any clothes good enough for you guys, but we'll see. You must be hungry, right?"

You step into the kitchen, followed by some of the toys and Long Leg's head stretching head. Miss Delight excitedly walks close to you as you look for what you have.

"Well...", you mutter. "I have some snacks and food, but not enough for all of us. Maybe we should get some pizza today, and tomorrow I'll rush to the grocery store".

"... Pizza?", Bunzo asks in the big toy pile that formed at the kitchen's entrance, his head between the smaller huggies. "What's that?"

"It's an italian dish made from bread dough and topped with plenty of ingredients!", Miss Delight answers in her cheerful tone before turning to face you: "But... You have pizza, Angel?"

"No, but I can just ask someone to deliver to us. I have the money", you grab the kitchen's telephone, searching in the drawers for the number of that one very good pizza place your friend worked at. "Since no one here ever ate a pizza I'll just ask for five of each flavor. Might do the job, seeing how many of us are in there..."

You turn, lying against the kitchen's corner, only to realize that everyone was staring at you. Even Catnap had gotten out of his spot, curiously watching, and you could see Dogday's head as he was trying to take a good look at what was going on.

"You guys can explore the house, y'know. It's our house now, not mine", you tell the group, going back to the living room, telephone in hand so the poor giant puppy could be included. Another door was opened, and the mini critters and huggies were now conquering your bedroom. Good for them.

You sat on the floor again. Bunzo proclaimed your lap, and Poppy decided to also sit next to you.

"I don't have to eat, Angel", the doll told you, watching TV. "Prioritize the others, alright?"

"Neither do I!", Dogday replied. "I ate at the hospital, don't worry about me".

You roll your eyes and pet Poppy's head. "I know you don't have to eat, doll, but you, young sir, have to eat. A freaking lot, actually! Didn't I tell you guys food isn't a limited supply anymore?"

A mini critter screamed and something was knocked over. Long Legs immediately got out of her spot, coming out of your room with a mini craftycorn trying to chew on a blanket.

Dogday, however, was whimpering. He lowered his head and fidgeted with his hands: "Are you sure? You did so much for us, Angel..."

"And I'll do even more. I'll be your legal guardian if everything goes well, remember?"

"But..."

Catnap then "accidentally" bumped his tail against Dogday's face. The pup's eyes widened, and you laughed at how offended he looked. The feline pretended to watch television as Dogday stared at him.

"Catnap!"

"I didn't do anything this time".

Now the pup was looking at you for answers. Poppy was laughing as well, all the while Catnap's tail kept bumping into Dogday.

"Listen to what the Angel has to say", he simply told him. "And eat".

You were smiling. Never in a thousand years did you think your life would become this weird, but you were glad it was like this nonetheless.

Then you realized something, and crossed your arms:

"Catnap, you do realize you'll also have to eat a lot instead of giving your food to the mini critters, right?"

The feline's tail stopped moving.

"What".

😭 poor Dogday...

I glad player save him at least. 😌

DogDay deserved better, change my mind.