WOOO!!

The child is happy

Sad morty :(

noooooo giving him a copy of pokemon sun for his zelda 3ds fully charged

He forgor (💀)

Sad morty :( (what are you gonna do?)

Aww poor sad Morty :(

"Whatcha doin' out here by yourself, little man? Where's grandpa?"

(Definitely scanning this situation for traps)

Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Always

Bluuduud gameing

ya like jazz

This you?

Is this real.? i am. Shakeing..

Been a long time coming...this page will rebrand to a Morty fanpage. I've gone to therapy in regards to my EHSA, and I have now seen the light of the Lord after some religious therapy. So yeah I'm a Morty page today. Screw Summer and Rick

Bonding time :)

@anti-morty ^w^ hope you like it lol

Refrence photo:

OMGGGG FINALY!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HC THAT TWO TIME IS A CANNIBAL!!! LIKE I HC THAT THEY ATE AZURE AS A RELIGIOUS PRACTICE!!!

two time headcanons part kill me (im rlly tired but i must supply you people)

two time is a cannibal. they have eaten people before and will do it again if needed. the cult they were in called for eating the flesh of a sacrifice as to not waste them. they also did this as a means of survival but mostly because thats what you did in the cult

while two time mostly keeps to themself, they are a very needy person. elliot got to learn that fact after they started getting close and two time quite literally would not leave him alone. two time was always in an eyes view and would constantly ask for something like cuddles or stuff couples do idfk

whenever two time actually remembers to eat, they wait outside the kitchen instead of asking for food. they will wait for hours because they dont want to ask and since they arent allowed in the kitchen (two time stop stabbing your new boyfriend ((elliot)) he doesnt like it) they cant get their own food

two time is constantly in their head, it has gotten them nearly or actually killed during matches before when they do gens because they tune everyone out

whenever they first got their dagger back in a round, they went damn near insane chasing people with it, c00lkidd may be a tad scared of then now after he got stabbed in the back like 12 times

two time has bitten people before. they have extremely sharp teeth and a very strong bite force and have taken chunks out of people. most of the time they bite when theyre having an episode and cant get their hands free if theyre restrained. (guest 1337 you poor soul)

those are all the headcanons for tonight. hope you people liked them and if not um, sorry? if these dont make sense blame the fact its 3:03am rn and i am tired

"a morty?"

* puts on a eyepatch*

"A EVIL MORTY???"

watching unmortricken reactions rn and evil morty’s only distinguishing feature being an eyepatch that he doesn’t need is so funny. like every person watching is like oh yea okay so what’s morty doing *he puts on eyepatch* GASP! EVIL MORTY?? iconic. perry the platypus school of character design

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