Torymetri Is Such A Funny Ship To Me Because Like…that Relationship Wouldn’t Last More Than A Few

When Kenthony is brought up, a lot of people say that Anthony fell first and Kenny fell harder, but I think it's WAY funnier if Kenny falls first and Anthony falls harder.

Kenny just starts thinking about Anthony a little too much, realizing he feels pretty good when they're together and-

Then the realization hits him like a sniper round and he spends the next three days in the fetal position coping with the fact that he caught feelings for Anthony fucking Larusso.

He's not even surprised that he's queer, he's just mad that it was Lapusso that made him realize that.

And then with Anthony, he starts catching feelings one day when he notices Kenny acting a little bit flustered around him and he's kind of like, "Aww that's kind of cute" and then his entire world just fucking SHATTERS and he spends the next FIVE days in the fetal position coping with the fact that he caught feelings for Kenny goddamn Payne.

DEMETRI MY SHAYLA

"Go to hell” is basic. “I hope your favorite characters start acting with their fanon interpretation in canon” is smart. It’s possible. It’s terrifying.

I’ve actually started, y’know, writing that Cobra Kai rewrite-parody fic I brought up half a year ago so here’s a dialogue I came up with for way later in the game:

Tory: I heard you let me come back to school, so I guess I should apologize-

Sam, coyly: Apologize? Whatever for?

Tory: Look, if you’re gonna be like this, then-

Sam: For the first time you assaulted me? For the nightmares you gave me that centered around you breaking into my house to finish me off? Or, is it for the time you actually did that verbatim?

Tory, slightly uncomfortable: I mean…all of that, yeah-

Sam: Hahahaha. *stops smiling* Let’s get one thing straight, buttercup. I only let you come back here for two reasons. Because my parents wanted me to be the bigger person, and because I want my rematch. With no distractions, no secret weapons, no gang to back you up, one on one, on the mat, to the book. But if you come at me, hell, if you even look at me the wrong way before then, I will smite where you stand and then send your ass packing straight back to wherever you came from. Got it?

Tory: *takes a deep breath*….I’m sorry, I could fit you in my pockets, I can’t be afraid of you.

Sam: COUNT YOUR DAYS BITCH. *disappears*

Just thought about this again, it’s giving:

Tory: Did you know you talk in your sleep? Tell me, though, who’s this ex you speak?

Miguel: Her name’s Sam.

Tory:….anyways, I’ve got all you could want here, all you could need here, just you and me, my dear, my love for life-

Miguel: My girlfriend broke up with me because I accidentally hit her while I was drunk, and I’m trying everything to get back with her, and I absolutely am still in love with her, and 100% not over her at all.

Tory: I want that one.

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG🗣️‼️ WE LOVE POLYAMORY👏🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥

anyway adrien marinette nino and alya all kiss each other

Bro, I just got a superhero idea from watching Shimmer and Shine

FAK and the show is unexpectedly good.

Theme song is straight gas too

Simply Miraculous anecdote: I’m giving the pigeon man lore

Here’s another hot take for y’all: Space Between should’ve been between Mal and Ben.

Oooh I love both of these ideas.

Especially the Eli solo, I can imagine Flip The Script would have aspects of it layered deep within to show that Eli's still the same scared little kid, he's just putting on an act for now.

Hypothetical Cobra Kai Musical Songs (Season 1)

What is Cobra Kai was or had a Musical? Well, this is what I think a couple of the songs in Season 1 would be like.

As someone who views the beginning of the show as both Johnny and Daniel being the main characters, the first song of the hypothetical musical should definitely be a duet between them. However, since the show was known for being 'The Johnny Spinoff' in it's earlier seasons, I think it's fitting that Daniel's POV comes first, an upbeat, piano and ukulele heavy section with generally happy themes. About 75% through Daniel's section, it transitions to a commercial for his autoshop where he sings about his great deals and awesome ethical code and it's all going gre-

And then the TV shuts off and we see Johnny's reflection in the screen. We get a bitter, guitar-heavy section of Johnny ranting about how his life has gone completely downhill ever since that one tournament. It goes until the chorus kicks in, where Daniel and Johnny sing their sections together and it ends with the lines, "And it's all uphill/downhill...from here." Obviously the song would be called From Here.

Next, I'm thinking a Miguel and Johnny duet of Miguel trying to convince Johnny to teach him karate after he saved him from Kyler. Think if My Superhero Movie (TTGTTM) and The Other Side (TGS) had a lovechild. Miguel starts singing about how he can make him strong and then Johnny cuts in about how karate ruined his life and that Miguel is better off just not drawing attention to himself. It ends with Johnny yelling at Miguel to fuck off and Miguel does, well, fuck off. The song would be called What You Could Make Me.

The next song is admittedly somewhat odd to place here but it's a Demetri solo called Under The Radar, basically about how it's better for social outcasts like them to stick to themselves and while he could yearn for something bigger, he finds that time better spent studying for MIT, building models, basically nerd stuff. I'm not entirely sure what it would sound like, but I think it would have some Daft Punk style tech motifs. I also just think it would be funny if Demetri was the first character to get a solo. It shouldn't be more than a minute and a half long though.

Next is a Kyler Villain Song (that sentence feels so wrong to type). It's basically the inverse of Under The Radar where it's basically Kyler just bragging about being tough and popular and saying how nerds like Miguel can't even hope to step up to gods like him. Just Kyler riding an ego high for two minutes. I'd call it Hopeless.

Then, a Miguel solo. It would take place after Carmen forbids him from training with Johnny. It'd be similar to How Far I'll Go except with Spanish guitars and drums. It'd definitely have aspects of What You Could Make Me, Hopeless, and Under the Radar in there. It'd be called Break The Cycle and the chorus would always start with 'If I could break the cycle' until the last one where it's 'When I break the cycle'.

The next song is a song for my glorious ki-Robby, I mean Robby. It would take place when Johnny goes to confront him at his mom's house when he's hanging out with his scumbag friends. It's basically an alternative rock song about how Johnny blew his chance to actually be a father to him so he better not pretend to care now. It would be similar to Hell is Forever from Hazbin Hotel, especially with Robby's friends providing background vocals and how it would end with Robby literally throwing Johnny out of the apartment. This song would be called Second Chances Don't Exist.

The next song takes place when Daniel visits Miyagi's grave, where he considers Amanda's words about being an asshole for raising the rent. It's about how much Cobra Kai's hurt him but he's lost himself in his trauma and shit like that. I guess it can be called I've Lost Myself or something like that. Honestly, not to sure on that name so consider it a placeholder.

Next up, a Hawk solo. This song is, and I'm not joking, just Let It Go from Frozen. It's about Eli's transition into Hawk, starting with him lamenting about his status and vulnerability before resolving to make a change and become a different version of himself, craft a new persona, spread his wings and become The Hawk. I'd call it Flip The Script.

Up next is a song about Daniel training Robby through the unconventional ways of Mister Miyagi, think Warrior of the Mind from Epic The Musical except less intense and with some flutes and drums. It would be Daniel heavy but Robby would have a few lines about how all this training sucks and he feels like it's just a way to make him do chores. That is until he sees the progress he's made thanks to the training and the final chorus is a full on duet between the two. Idk what this song would be called so feel free to suggest any names.

Then, definitely a love duet between Miguel and Sam, I don't actually have an example to compare it to so this section will be short as hell. I don't have a name for it either lmao.

Next, you know that scene in the junkyard of Johnny training the new Cobras? Turning it into a song. It would be if You've Got The Touch and Make A Man Out Of You did a fusion dance, and it would most likely be a Johnny solo. It would also be an inverse of the Daniel-Robby song from earlier. I'd call it something like Pain is Progress. (Not very sure on this name either).

The season would end with a reprise of From Here, with Daniel and Johnny both thinking about their respective victories and losses in the tournament, Daniel reassuring Robby that his second place trophy while Johnny laments about having misled his students and driven his son further away. The reprise would end with Kreese literally appearing in the dojo and singing the last line. Alright, so, since I don't want this to be too long and Cobra Kai is a VERY long series, I'm going to do one of these for each season. And they split Season 6 into parts for some reason, each part will have it's own post. @queen-cobra now you can stop RUSHING ME (jkjk)

Sam: So we're making a snowman, she just needs more on the sides.

Demetri: It's a she?

Sam: Of course it's a she, I would never build a man.

Robby: Better build himself up. Demetri: Period. *leans on the snowman and fucking breaks it*