I’d Shit My Pants In Public For This Car, And NOT In A Kinky Way

I CANT IM CRYING THE THOUSAND YARD STARE AT THE END CAUGHT ME SO OF GAURD SHSHSHDJBAHAHAHAH

today, i offer evil father figure shockwave

(this is the third time i had to repost this. god help me)

imagine Rotten Girl discovering j.ai

Ok sorry about the YT ui but I struggled finding a version of MCB with English sub so this is what you get-

BUT LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS OH MY GOD AHSHDJEKANAN

Megatron: Arggh! We need to get rid of Prime and his stupid Autobots!! Where is that useless Starscrea-

"Useless" Starscream:

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

PLEASE I FUCKING BEG YOU READ THROUGH THE ENTIRE POST 😭😭🙏 OUR SOCIETY IS FUCKING COLLAPSING BRO 💔💔😩 (I’m here for it)

Have some Ratchets and some Ratchet related posts that I had in my drafts

I told my friend that I saw a car that reminded me of Ratchet and it wasn’t an ambulance, she told me that at some point people are going to believe I actually want to fuck a car

Hasboro should hire me for writing a show look at my very detailed season one plan:

Ep1: Ratchet introduction episode

Ep2: Ratchet and humans

Ep3: Ratchet and his friends

Ep4: Ratchet vs Decepticons

Ep5: Ratchet battles his inner demons

Ep6: Ratchet beach episode

Ep7: Ratchet throws a party

Ep8: Ratchet becomes god

Ep9: Ratchet goes back to school

Ep10: Ratchet goes though revelations on his purpose, the futility of war and his role of perpetuating the cycle through his job

Ep11: Starscream slips on a banana peel and dies

Ep12: Ratchet sex episode

Ratchet shot up on my top ten fav transformers list so quickly the rest of my list is in shambles, Starscream is still no 1 though, someone get him off there

When I was looking at toy listings I would always see an in stock ironhide toy next to an out of stock Ratchet that’s double the price, poor guy.

If Hasboro lets transformers go into public domain in 2075 I will release a Ratchet hentai game and a megastar sex tape

university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

@quirekey

You say “Cupid”, I say “Your wish is my command .”

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reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

Ppl talk about starscream as he if was going around being so seductive and flirtatious. Starscream would "twerk" like that jerma guy