Fumiko Is Lucky Its Kokushibo Of All The Upper Moons She Fell For Lol. If It Was Douma, Muzan Would Not

Kimetsu Academy sillies

" Why were you even born? "

A pattern I've noticed in some anime where the male lead is soft and kind;

I mean -- LITERALLY

why

the horror of being the protagonist

Reader insert KNY prompt idea:

You are an eye-catching newbie slayer because of your quick learning and ability to adapt in high pressure situations. Creative and witty, you are sure to climb the rank and even estimated to join the Hashira at any moment.

The problem; You can't feel pain.

Your pain senses are basically gone, and this means you can't detect if you are injured or not. You can't know if you put much pressure into your body through breathing techniques, clueless if your bones are broken and unsure if something had pierced or poisoned you.

The second problem; You are an un-removeable force. Extremely stubborn and won't stop at nothing to slay demons.

DEMON SLAYER SPOILER

It makes me happy to know that Yoriichi and Uta are reborn in the modern world and even have two kids together 😭🤧🥺✨💖

Douma : I can stuff 10 Nazra's curry puff pastry into my mouth.

Kokushibou : You're a hazard to society

Fumiko : I thought you demons can't eat humans' food?

Nazra : I hate food wasting so you better finish those curry puff pastry, Douma, or I'll forbid you to enter my restaurant again.

Akaza : Does that apply to all of us including Fumiko?

Nazra : No, only Douma.

Akaza : Douma, you coward, do 20.

" I want to be as kind as Tanjirou -- " nah I want to be as ADAPTABLE as him.

My guy adapts to a situation so quickly like wdym he made up a plan in the midst of panic and horror. He threw an axe at Giyuu. He covered the wisteria poison scent from Gyutarou and then stabbed him. He cut off Urogi's feet from a hunch that the clone's power wouldn't work on the same cells.

Tanjirou is so resourceful, he observes his surroundings and situation and accustomed himself to it. In another world, he might never pick up a sword but he sure is very sharp and intelligent.

One second he's all happy and smiley and the kindest boy ever and then the next second he's throwing hands and it lands accurately.

Hey Ren! I'm in love with your reverse au!!!! Can I ask you how's kokushibou/michikatsu in this au?

Slayer Kokushibou/ Michikatsu headcanons

Demon, he accepted to be transformed into one because of his jealousy to his brother, but after his death, he couldn’t bare it so he denied his new nature.

A demon that defeated the sun and has his own desires, he ripped off his extra eyes to look more human, those scars didn’t heal.

He wants to be human again so he joined the slayer corps to find a cure for his mistake.

Terrifying strong, he’s called to battle only when is absolutely necessary.

Had to learn how to live without human flesh, so he usually eats animals, when he really needs it, the corps get him human blood. (Like Tamayo and Yushiro do)

Sometimes he tries to eat human food; usually he throws it up a little after.

At first Hakuji refused to accept him, but then he noticed that the demon’s only wish is being human again and then… just die just like it was meant to be. They get along pretty well; the moon breathing and the blizzard breathing are very compatible.

Silent, extremely polite and actually a little shy.

Wears a turtleneck like Douma because the flower pillar didn’t want him to get sunburns; he doesn’t argue even if he can be under the sun without problem.

Refuses to wear a slayer uniform because he thinks he doesn’t deserve to wear something for humans, he’s dirty and wearing the uniform is something to be proud about, so he only wears a cloth on his arm.

Lives in the Flower pillar state, the other slayers are kind of scared to have him near, but Douma isn’t at all, he’s the healer of the corps, he has seen shit.

Great at healing, his eyes are capable to see through the body so he can point the wounds very easily.

Likes cats.

Douma : Oh! I knew it! You all really do love me! Even to the point you made a fanclub of me! 🥰🥰😘😘🤩🤩

Akaza, Shinobu, Kanao & Inosuke, holding a sign of ' Douma Hate Club, requesting more members ' : * Make a deadpan expression *

Oh Miguel, the man you are. (He's so hard to draw lol)