Literally The Best Long History I've Ever Read

""Are you leaving?"

GGuto is thinking too much, in this situation I wouldn't even listen to the voice in my head talking about the "first person to leave"

I'm outside after jumping out of a window.

Let's pretend we don't know that the creature won't catch the last one out or the one with the most points.

I swear "x reader" fanfic writers save lives. You feel lonely and touch starved? Get some cuddle content! Everything kinda sucks right now? This character want nothing more than to comfort you! And they do requests, FOR FREE?! They are some of the most creative creators I've seen. I always feel better reading yalls content. Makes me feel less alone. And for the people who are like "that's so cringe," you know what's more cringe? Criticising people having harmless fun.

"x reader" author appreciation!

me when 'the boys' pull up the most disgusting, grotesque and bizarrely exaggerating scene ever on screen for parody, satire or social criticism purposes (or just because, idgaf):

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

My Stardew Valley hot take is that I simply do not think the fishing minigame is as bad as people make it out to be

i had a realization earlier today so i made a thing

keep seeing tweets about desconjuração where people say like 90% of the season is them in a house investigating evidence/documents and that's why a bunch of people hate it but personally i cannot imagine a better way to get me to actually want to watch it

Save Ayla and put Lucio in her place.

It's not possible that I'm the only one who can't stand him, Mike almost died because of him a few times already, he's definitely a drama queen but that's not what I want right now.

I'm so worried, they just needed to go into the rooms to look for the keys but instead they keep pulling them out and arguing about where to go.

Google Translate doesn't help me

Brasileiros dêem notícias

Everything we thought was done by the killer in an attempt to screw us was actually done by teenagers trying to screw the killer.

Our busty killer is innocent of all his crimes!

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