@redrain-whiteflower Pov: RotBM On Scratch

Silly Game Time: Y'know what this world needs? More giant statues (I'm talking 300 feet or 91.5 meters in height) that depict people joyfully playing musical instruments. So I've decided that a bunch of them shall be raised across the globe next Thursday!

Or, like, Friday at the latest.

You get to pick where one will go! Also what the instrument being played will be, if you like. No exceptions, no restrictions.

Bagpipes. A gender androgynous person, playing bagpipes. Right on top of Mt. Everest. Why? WHY NOT!?!

I am so posting about the Pencil-Creatures once per day now

points and laughs at my mutuals getting famous posts while i remain safe in my relative obscurity

Guys, my pencil got a face. But then I accidentally sharpened him. Now he is traumatized by several layers of his face being ripped off by a blade.

Created Tumblr holiday Ides of march

WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US???

Reads as follows: "If you were to exchange the atoms of an allium

For the element of gallium

It wouldn't look exactly the same

Yet opposite if you change the name

And gallium, it melts like snow

Becomes malleable as dough

And said allium of gallium beams with joy

For it can withstand any attempt to destroy

While a standard flower may shrivel up and die

This allium of gallium stands tall and high"

How would you feel if you knew I was making a roleplay on Scratch with fantasy cats and way too complicated lore

….this is a fact

That sounds fun. And like if I tried to join id forget about it. But still sounds fun!

Plants can never compare to Fungi. Your guys bait pollinators? Well these lil fellas can grow as long as theirs a food source and never die of being too tall or wind. They are made of tiny bits that work together to make mushrooms.

I feel bad for the animal kingdom

They will NEVER be as ABSOLUTE Diva as the plant kingdom

They just can never compare

I already didn't trust the cat. Too yellow for it's own good /j

After the climate collapse, you survive in a bunker with 10 strangers. One day, you find an old note under a box of food:

"Don't trust the cat."

The problem is, the only living being that entered with you... is your cat.

Silly Game Time: I am granting you immunity from any and all physical injuries ... *except* in one fatal weak spot like Achilles with his heel. Let's say the weak spot is roughly the size of the smallest coin in your country of residence, and must be struck with enough force to draw blood from an average human being to activate. Simply touching it or even accidentally bonking it isn't enough.

Where would you put yours?

My armpit. (Left) Because who is going to try to stab me in the armpit.