"You do now" yelled someone from what HAD to be an upstairs. "I, Bob, the builder demon, have renovated your house for the low low price of living in the attic!"
"I guess I was right then" said the first one to speak.
The second one to speak didn't reply. He had fainted.
"I keep hearing footsteps upstairs."
"That’s impossible. We don’t have an upstairs."
Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Here there be dragons. However, over here there be ___."
A shit ton of bards
//this won't go well will it
Randomly hyperfixating on theoretical physics time travel
Thanks. *Chucks an apple at your head* Now hold still!
Can I borrow your arrow? I need it for throwing through an apple on someone's head
Just give it back before the people at the circus notice it's gone hummina *nose honks*
Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":
involuntarily converted to room temperature
cancelled on a corporeal level
successfully transitioned into fertiliser
rendered permanently horizontal
sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife
Would COLD TOPIC be HOT TOPIC for normal people?
Some of my art with Backgrounds (It's suprising how rare it is)
Other options include:
"kick rocks with sandals"
If some rando tells you to shut up for no reason, here’s what you do
Rando: shut up
🎶AND DANCE WITH ME🎶
No. *Hands you pain reliever medicine* AND DON'T MIX IT WITH ANYTHING ELSE
do these pains in my chest mean im goma die?
It's green, like an apple 🍏 not orange like an orange 🍊
I made orange Julius!! It's very good!