Yourm0th3r - Qween

piper "wikihow are my feeling comphet or real" mclean, jason "buzzfeed am i gay quiz" grace, or leo "google search boys kissing" valdez?

Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP math classes.

Leo: pretty much, yeah.

Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.

Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.

Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.

Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.

Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.

Calipso: I do.

Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.

Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.

Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.

Annabeth: that was awesome.

Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.

Piper: I don't like to talk about it.

Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.

PJO FANS HEAR ME OUT!

It’s season 3 of the PJO show AKA The Titans Curse. Percy (Walker) is sitting in front of Aphordite Goddess of Love and Beauty who just so happens to look like an older version of his best friend Annabeth (Leah) totally unrelated we’re sure.

Then he blinks and the beautiful woman in front of him changes….now she has brown hair and blue eyes she smiles, its Alexandria Daddario movie Annabeth. Just a split second cameo and then she’s gone.

Now a different woman is sitting in front of Percy, a woman with blonde hair and hazel eyes Kristen Stokes Lightning Thief Musical Annabeth. She shifts and changes again.

The final and last woman we see before Percy has curly blonde hair, tanned skin, and stormy grey eyes it’s book Annabeth.

Percy doesn’t realise it but we do. The Goddess of love shows him every version of the girl he loves from every universe he loves her in. It’s beautiful, it’s cinema, it needs to happen.

Lol. /srs

𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼 : 𝖵𝗂𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗂𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋.

𝗚𝗮𝗯𝗶 : 𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍.

𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼 : *𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖾𝖿*

𝗚𝗮𝗯𝗶 : 𝖵𝗂𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇.

𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼 : 𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 ?

𝗚𝗮𝗯𝗶, 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆 : 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝗒𝖾𝗌.

𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼, 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿 : 𝖭𝖮-

Poseidon: Look, I don't want Percy to die. You don't want Percy to die. Let's work together to make sure Percy doesn't die.

Annabeth: Fantastic plan, my lord, but have you ever fucking met Percy?

Kayla, showing a new Apollo camper around the cabin while Will is on duty in the infirmary:

...so this is your bed over here-

*pats bed*

-make yourself at home, and this-

*pats Nico's head, who is dozing on a beanbag*

-this is our pet Spawn of Satan, but don't worry! Will has had him de-clawed-

Nico, without moving: I'll kill you Kayla, I swear to god.

Kayla: -but he's still working on socialising him.

Nico: They'll never find the body Kayla, I'm dead serious. I know places.

Camper: ....man you guys are weird

Real. They do

pictures that give me sasha, connie and jean vibes pt. 1

THIS.

Not me thinking about that one time I wrote a 700+ word essay about the Rise of Kiyoshi-

Lol

Accidentally calling Levi Ackerman 'baby' or smth like that and he's just all red and mortified and staring at you with wide eyes, confused asf like, "...I'm fucking 39 years old"