If You Catholic Mfers Were Really So Interested In God's Design You Would Develop A Theological Appreciation

If you Catholic mfers were really so interested in God's design you would develop a theological appreciation of beetle biology.

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1 year ago
Hajime Isayama Illustration

Hajime Isayama Illustration

1 year ago

Poggers.

Erwin Smith

This art was painted with watercolor.

One of my favorite headcanon is Erwin’s freckles. I think they looks cute ^-^

He looks young in this art, didn’t he?)

Erwin Smith
10 months ago

PJO FANS HEAR ME OUT!

It’s season 3 of the PJO show AKA The Titans Curse. Percy (Walker) is sitting in front of Aphordite Goddess of Love and Beauty who just so happens to look like an older version of his best friend Annabeth (Leah) totally unrelated we’re sure.

Then he blinks and the beautiful woman in front of him changes….now she has brown hair and blue eyes she smiles, its Alexandria Daddario movie Annabeth. Just a split second cameo and then she’s gone.

Now a different woman is sitting in front of Percy, a woman with blonde hair and hazel eyes Kristen Stokes Lightning Thief Musical Annabeth. She shifts and changes again.

The final and last woman we see before Percy has curly blonde hair, tanned skin, and stormy grey eyes it’s book Annabeth.

Percy doesn’t realise it but we do. The Goddess of love shows him every version of the girl he loves from every universe he loves her in. It’s beautiful, it’s cinema, it needs to happen.

10 months ago

Hi I was wondering if you could do another gods with child!reader who’s opposite them, maybe with Demeter or Aphrodite

I found your writing on ao3 a while ago and when I figured out you had a tumbler too I was so excited, love your writing and hope you‘re having a wonderful day or night <3

Ahh thank you for the kind words 😊😊

Part three for child!reader with the opposite epitaph coming right up! Kind of angsty again, sorry...

Demeter w/ a child dubbed god of decay

Warning: description of gore

Demeter would blow a fucking gasket

First, her favorite daughter gets snatched up to live in the Underworld

Then, another of her kids is sent to live in the Underworld?

You never did do very well with gardening, despite who your mother is

Many plants you tried to care for ended up wilting rather quickly

You actually had a lifetime ban from greenhouse because when you sat on a crate full of apples, every single apple rotted

Demeter is a helicopter parent and as such would be waiting right outside the door when you got your epitaph from the fates

She actually cried when you came out in a black robe, hood up to obscure the rotting hole in your cheek

Various parts of your body are in various stages of decay and Demeter is furious

(one of your fingers actually falls off occasionally)

Like, how dare the fates do this? It's cruel! To her and especially to you, who until a couple minutes ago had a perfectly fine, living body

As your domain lies more over dead things, you're sent to live in the Underworld with your sister and your brother-in-law

Persephone is delighted to have her sibling with her and her husband in the Underworld, if not a little sad for Demeter

You visit Olympus two days of the year, when Persephone goes up to Olympus and when she comes back

Aphrodite w/ a child dubbed god of spite and neglected things

You, yourself were one of these neglected things you were given dominion over

Hephaestus did most of the work of raising you, being the only of Aphrodite's children who was fathered by her husband

It was like your parents had joint custody over you, most of your days spent in Hephaestus' forge before you were spirited away every couple of weeks to be shown off by Aphrodite

Ares is like the awkward step dad who tries to be nice to his lover's kid, but you never give him a chance

Aphrodite knows plenty of love, romantic love, sexual love, that is, but familial? That's more Hera's thing...

She wasn't even on Olympus when you went to the fates to get your epitaph

At least Hephaestus was waiting for you

You came out dressed in black and red, a tattered cape hanging over your shoulders

It's not surprising at all that you blame Aphrodite for your epitaph

Instead of being a source of pride, as most epitaphs are, yours is a painful reminder of your upbringing

It's kind of a disappointment to the other gods, Aphrodite is very well liked, for good reason, and her child being dubbed her opposite is... unsettling to say the least

Aphrodite barely talks to you, which only makes you more spiteful, more hateful

You join Hephaestus in his work shop and become Olympus' honorary repair-person, dominion over neglected things allows you to restore said things as well, after all

Part 1 with Ares, Hermes, and Athena here

Part 2 with Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, and Apollo here

7 months ago

Here’s a random post of Berty smiling like 😃

Here’s A Random Post Of Berty Smiling Like 😃
Here’s A Random Post Of Berty Smiling Like 😃
Here’s A Random Post Of Berty Smiling Like 😃
Here’s A Random Post Of Berty Smiling Like 😃
1 year ago
May Twitter Sketches Prompt “Children”

May Twitter sketches Prompt “Children”

1 year ago

Lol. For real

Why should you bring money to pride events?

For trans- actions


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10 months ago

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1 year ago

If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.

1 year ago

ITS ACEWEEK!!!!!

HAPPY LAST FEW DAYS OF ACEWEEK!!!


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