BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once You Are Given This Award You're Supposed To Paste It In The Asks Of 8 People

Laswell and Oswald discussing and filing their recent opperation:

Oswald: The hardest parts of the mission's isn't fighting my way through hundreds of automatic bullets firing directly at me as I make it to enemy lines or wondering if I'll make it home alive. The hardest part is fighting through sleep and wondering if my eyelids can handle weeks of nothing but coffee.

Laswell: Alright so thats a 2 month vacation and 10 year therapy plan.

Oswald: wait no-

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

Ahhhh! Thank yooou! 🥺🥺🥺

Sketch of Simon "Ghost" Riley

Yk for a self proclaimed artist, I noticed I don't post any art. So uhhhh, a sketch of Oswald :p

(Thought it would be funny to add ears to fit her name but now I kinda like it a lot lol)

Pidgin Siri

Backstory to why Oswald wears sunglasses

Audio Credit: @Pashyn Roasted by Pidgin Siri

Hatter, one of my hundreds of oc's

A trip to Hawai'i P.2

[Unnko]

Price: Oz said this is the more local part of the island, so behave yourselves

Gaz: Got it, Cap

Soap: Ay-

Local: Howzit! You guys tourist's? Look haole das why

Gaz: Ah, uh...yeh we ar-

Local: Ho! Strange accent braddah. You a different kine haole

Gaz: We're from Engl-

Local: Eh same ting'doh. Why you'z not ovah in dakine? Its weird for tourists to be Leeward side. Dey always in dakine das'why

Soap: We 'ave a friend who was showing us this area and let us stay-

Local: Lots of strange accents, ah? Shoots brah! Unnko nevah mean to push you'way. Sorry brah. See dis area? Cherreh brah, cherreh. Bumbai I show you tho? Shoots? Unnko take care you

Price: Sorry, but we better be going-

Local: Ho! You see that shop ovah dea? Da auntie dea make killah furikake chicken cuz! Killah. Broke da mout, everyting *Continues friendly rambling*

Price: *Leans to Gaz* Call Oz...

Gaz: *Phone already on dial* Way ahead of you, cap

Instant Coffee stash

Early in the morning while waiting for the heli to take them home:

Oswald: *Pours Maxim coffee packets into a mug of hot water*

Gaz: Since when did we bring the coffee machine?

Oswald: Hm? We didn't. Soap left it back at base

Soap: *Sniffing the coffee scent* Since when did we have coffee? Were ye hogging a secret stash from us?

Oswald: No...?

Price: *Overhearing everything* Hold her down

Oswald: WAIT NO-

Soap and Gaz: *Holding Oz down*

Soap: *Reaches into her vest and grabs out a stash of Maxim coffee packets* Ye did have a stash!

Gaz: *Takes a pack* Tsk tsk. How could you, Oz. And from your own team?

Soap: *Sipping from his mug* Aye. We've been coffee starved for a week, Bonnie

Oswald: Bring your own packs next time!

Hypnotic Sorceress

Soap: *Making the most extreme and reckless plan while hiding from the enemy* What do ye guys think? Good plan eh?

Oswald: Whatever floats your Titanic

Gaz: Titanic? Didn't it sink?

Oswald: Yep. Just like Soaps IQ when he came up with that suicidal plan