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Soap: *Sneezes*

Oswald: *On coms, flying past Soap in a F15* Bless you

Soap: *Yelling back towards Oz* Thanks Bonnie!

Later:

Oswald: *Sneezes*

Soap: *Rolls past Oz in a tank* Bless you!

Oswald: Why, tank you

Mana: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Smokes: Not if they consent to it

Dice: Depends on who you're stabbing

Oswald: It's not if it's an accident

Laswell: YES???

Can you imagine falling into another universe with your phone still connected to your original Universe, so you can still research and show those not-so fictional characters what people write about them in your universe?

POV- COD- KÖNIG:

You: I know this is going to sound crazy, but where I come from, your a popular video game character.

König: Okay, first of all, your insane. Second of all, proof?

You: I mean, the game isn't on my phone... but if you promise not to tell me what you seen, I'll show you the Tumblr art and fanfiction about you.

König: What?

You: *Pulls out Tumblr, looks up his name, and hands him your phone.*

König: *Scrolls and reads and looks at fanart with jaw dropped before silently turning off the phone and handing it back.*

You: ...

König: ...I stand corrected.

Pidgin Siri

Backstory to why Oswald wears sunglasses

Audio Credit: @Pashyn Roasted by Pidgin Siri

Traitor

Ghost and Oswald: *sipping tea in kitchen while chatting*

Soap: *walking in half asleep* Mornin-

Soap: *Looks up and sees Oswald drinking tea and gasping* YE TRAITOR

Oswald: Traitor?!

Soap: *pointing at Ghost dramatically* How could ye! Ye plagued her mind with ye britishness!

Ghost: *shrugs* Its not my fault I can brew a good cup

Soap: Ye plauged my coffee buddy!

Oswald: I still like coffe-

Soap: NOW LOOK AT HER! I can already hear the British accent forming in her vocabulary!

Oswald: Its really not like tha-

Soap: *sulking* My coffee buddy has conformed to a Brit...

Ghost: *passing a cup to Soap* here

Soap: *grabs the cup, still sulking*

Oswald: *Sips tea*

Laswell: There's 2 snipers to your left, so proceed with caution

Smokes: On it

Oswald: Rogah

Dice: Yes mom

Everyone: ...

Laswell: Mom?

Dice: I said ma'am-!

Smokes: No, I definitely heard "mom"

Oswald adding on smuggly: Either that or we're all going deaf

Dice: Can we all just drop the subject!

Laswell: You see me as a mother figure?

Dice: I see you as a colleague

Oswald: He definitely sees you as a mother figure

Laswell amused: Alright, alright. Lets stay focused. There should be a few guys inside, so take the roof.

Oswald: Yes mom

Smokes: Understood, mom

Dice: Screw you guys...

A trip to Hawai'i P.5

[Surfing Lessons]

Oswald: You ready Soap, Gaz?

Soap: Aye! Born ready, Bonnie

Gaz: I'm just making sure Soap doesn't drown

Oswald: *Calling out to Ghost and Price* You two sure you don't wanna join in?

Ghost: I'll pass

Price: I'm here to make sure Soap and Gaz don't kill themselves. If they do, Simon can retrieve their bodies

Ghost: What?

Soap: Ye take too long! *Lays on board and heads out into the sea*

Gaz: He's gonna drown...*Follows after him*

Oswald: *Beats them to the wave and starts surfing it* CHEEHOOO!

Soap: *Wobbly makes it onto the wave* WOOOOO

Gaz: *Tailing behind Soap, lifting his arms to keep balanced* Keep your balance, Soap!

Soap: *Starts steadying out* This feels great!

Gaz: Speed up, Johnny!

Soap: I'm trying! Slow down Kyle!

Gaz: I can't slow down-! *Bumps into Soap* Ah-!

Soap and Gaz: *Crashes and falls into water*

Oswald: *Looks behind to see them crash* Oh no...

Soap and Gaz: *Gasping up for air and army crawling out the water*

Oswald: You okay? *places their boards in the sand*

Soap: Why didn't ye slow down, Kyle!

Gaz: Why didn't you speed up! It was all your fault!

Soap and Gaz: *Arguing*

Price: Everytime...

- Captain and Lieutenant

(Photo taken just after the creation of the S.I.A.D.F-0-Z, before Captain "2-Bits" death)

• This photo is of F-O-Z's then Captain Oscar "2-Bit" Watts with Lieutenant Willow "Oswald" Pelekai.

Down range

Ghost: *Practicing his sniping*

Soap: Ye getting rusty L.T

Ghost: You're one to talk, Johnny *Goes to hand over riffle* See if you can do any better

Soap: *Pushes it away and pulls out M-16* Aye. Now let me show ye how its done

Soap: *Starts blasting both his and Ghosts lanes chaotically*

Ghost: Bloody-Johnny-!

Soap: *Smugly* Ye never get rusty with an automatic L.T

Joyride

Laswell: Have you seen Oz? Her 3 week suspensions been lifted

Price: Today...?

Laswell: Yeah. I tried looking for her but she wasn't in her barracks. I even checked the hangars but it hasn't been accessed since last night

Price: Oh no...

Laswell: What?

Price: Nikolai's been missing too. He and Oswald were in the screening room watching Top Gun last night

Laswell: ...

Nikolai and Oswald racing past in F-14's overhead:

Oswald: I BET YOU CANT FLY MACH 10 OLD MAN *pulls up*

Nikolai: TRY ME *Pulls up after Oswald*

Oswald: Looks like you owe me that $200!

Nikolai: HA! AS IF! *flies faster*

Laswell and Price: ...

Laswell: *sighs* John, get on coms before they faint. And Let them know i'm suspending them from all aircraft usage for 2 months. I'm gonna go get myself a drink...

Price: *Pinches the bridge of his nose* This is what I get when I let them watch Top Gun unsupervised...