Dog In Training P.2

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

AWWW TYY

A visit to the UK

Gaz: Now, please try to speak normally and not try to do a "british accent"

Oswald: You go'i'mate

Mana: Woh bri'ish accent?

Gaz: That...that accent

Soap: Oh Pish Posh

Gaz: DONT ENCOURAGE THEM SOAP

Digital Oswald sketch

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I just realized how much lighter this is compared to my tablet-

Football

Oswald: *Watching the NFL*

Soap: American Football?

Oswald: *Shrugs* Its the 49ners against the Chiefs. I don't like either of them, but It's the last game of the season so I'm rooting for the 49ers due to past biases

Soap: Why all the ads

Oswald: Its to give me a pee and cry break

Soap: Cry break-? I thought ye said you didnt care for the 49ners?

Oswald: *With visible tears in her eyes after seeing the Chiefs win* I dont!

Sleep deprived

Price: What's wrong with you four?

Gaz: We had a bet on which one of us can stay up the longest

Ghost: It's been 6 days

Price: I can tell...

Oswald and Soap: *Fighting each other for the coffee pot*

Gaz: *Looking at Oz and Soap fighting* I'm so gonna win

Price: Uh huh. By the way, you're pouring salt instead of sugar in your cup

Ghost: *Bangs head on table, asleep and snoring*

Gaz: Haha! One down! *Sips his salted coffee, unfazed*

Price: I'm calling Laswell for a transfer...

For the Homeland

Price: Where's Soap and Oz?

Gaz: Out with the new recruits

Price and Gaz hearing distant shouts and loud marching in the background:

Price: *Pinches the bridge of his nose* They're doing it again, aren't they...

Gaz: *Sighs* Yeah...

Soap: *Wearing sunglasses with a large Scotland flag caped to his back while leading half the recruits* For Scotland!

SAS recruits: Aye! Freedom!

Oswald: *Also wearing sunglasses with a large Hawaiian flag caped to her back, leading the other half*

For da Kanaka's!

SAS recruits: 'Ae! Freedom!

Ghost: *Walks into Price's office* They're doing it again?

Price: *Sighs* Its gonna be a long week...

Also based on this doodle I did a while back:

Can you imagine falling into another universe with your phone still connected to your original Universe, so you can still research and show those not-so fictional characters what people write about them in your universe?

POV- COD- KÖNIG:

You: I know this is going to sound crazy, but where I come from, your a popular video game character.

König: Okay, first of all, your insane. Second of all, proof?

You: I mean, the game isn't on my phone... but if you promise not to tell me what you seen, I'll show you the Tumblr art and fanfiction about you.

König: What?

You: *Pulls out Tumblr, looks up his name, and hands him your phone.*

König: *Scrolls and reads and looks at fanart with jaw dropped before silently turning off the phone and handing it back.*

You: ...

König: ...I stand corrected.

Typical interaction between Graves and Oswald:

Graves: *Plates mashed potatoes instead of rice*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *Walks into the teams Barracks with shoes*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: Oh man, I would like to have me a Pokee bowl and Masoobi

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *Takes pictures of literally everything*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *breathes*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves:

Laswell and Price talking about their children(TF141 and F-0-Z):

Price and Laswell discussing their teams:

Price: *Sits downs, letting out a long, annoyed sigh*

Laswell: Long week?

Price: Guess you could say that. The teams got me all over the place.

Laswell: I get that. I have to deal with my own daily shenanigans.

Price: Really? Tuesday, Soap blew up a truck with C-4's! Wednesday, Simon nearly landed half the SAS trainees in the hospital during their sparring just because they called him "Skully." And Gaz started a full on prank wars resulting in my office being flooded.

Laswell: *Lets out a spiteful chuckle* You think thats bad? Oswald took an F-35 on a joyride, nearly crashing and now I've got Shepard on my case. Dice started a gambling ring on base and is completely broke. Smokes took this opportunity to win everyones cigs and now theres brawls and cig trading hubs all over base that I gotta deal with.

Price: That doesn't even come cl-

*Explosion in background*

Price and Laswell panicking: No one's watching the kids-

Handling heat

During physicals in 98⁰ heat:

Oswald: *Stretches* Isn't the weather just perfect?

Soap: *On the floor, drowning in sweat, panting* When is fall again?

Gaz: *Laying next to him* Not soon...not soon enough...