Haole
Oz's typical greeting to Graves:
Oswald: Eh, haole!
Graves: Oh uh...haole to you too?
Oswald: *Under her breath* He's so haole, he don't even know he haole
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Hula
Oswald: K, the first step is-
Soap: Pshhh, I've seen enough movies to know the basics. Watch, Bonnie! *Akwardly rotates hips*
Gaz: I don't think hula's supposed to look like that, Soap
Soap: *Scoffs* What do ye know 'bout hula?
Gaz: Enough to know what's idiotic
Oswald: *Clasps hands* Alright, Alright. We're not thrusting the air, Soap. *Bends knees to demonstrate* Bend your knees. Each bend rotates the hips, guiding the sway
Gaz: *Bends knees and sways* Like this?
Oswald: Yep. Just keep swaying like that
Soap: Ye show off *Purposely bumps Gaz with his hips*
Gaz: You wanna fight, Soap? *Bumps Soap back*
Soap: YOU'RE ON!
Soap and Gaz: *Having a fight using their hips*
Oswald: *Sighs* I give up...
Ghost: *Yells from outside the room* Looks like you're in a Hula-of trouble, Oz
Oswald: *Groans*
A trip to Hawai'i P.2
[Unnko]
Price: Oz said this is the more local part of the island, so behave yourselves
Gaz: Got it, Cap
Soap: Ay-
Local: Howzit! You guys tourist's? Look haole das why
Gaz: Ah, uh...yeh we ar-
Local: Ho! Strange accent braddah. You a different kine haole
Gaz: We're from Engl-
Local: Eh same ting'doh. Why you'z not ovah in dakine? Its weird for tourists to be Leeward side. Dey always in dakine das'why
Soap: We 'ave a friend who was showing us this area and let us stay-
Local: Lots of strange accents, ah? Shoots brah! Unnko nevah mean to push you'way. Sorry brah. See dis area? Cherreh brah, cherreh. Bumbai I show you tho? Shoots? Unnko take care you
Price: Sorry, but we better be going-
Local: Ho! You see that shop ovah dea? Da auntie dea make killah furikake chicken cuz! Killah. Broke da mout, everyting *Continues friendly rambling*
Price: *Leans to Gaz* Call Oz...
Gaz: *Phone already on dial* Way ahead of you, cap
Found Friendship
Graves: Hey, so I was thinking it's best if the all the Captain's had a quick briefing on tomorrow's opperation
Price: That's fine by me
Alejandro: Sure, whatever works best
Oswald: Rogah
Graves: Great *Walks away*
Alejandro: Gringo...
Oswald: *Nods* Haole
Alejandro and Oswald: *Turns to each other and smirks, ushering a soft menacing chuckle*
Price: If you two are thinking about messing with Graves, make sure it doesn't affect me
Price: You okay?
Oswald: Not really. I have this massive headache that just comes and goes
Graves: *Walks by*
Oswald: There it is again
Nah bc fr tho!
Graves too haole to understand, but congrats to him I guess 🤣
Kanoa: *talking with Graves* Uce, you don't even know your SAMOAN. Graves: Pulea a'u, kapeteni, ua ou ma'itaga. Kanoa: *placing his hand on his face as he tried not to laugh* Pffft...n-now you're telling me that you're PREGNANT. Tiala: Congratulations, Commander. You're GLOWING.
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(Also sorry if this is late, I haven't been on tumblr due to testing)
Willow "Oswald" Pelekai
• Oz hates bugs with a passion. No matter how big or small. If there's a bug, she'll jump and climb on people by any means necessary to avoid it. Sometimes she forces her squad to kill them for her. If it has more than 4 legs, she'll set the house on fire.
• Oswald has more than one Nickname. Oz was stationed in Schofield for a bit, that's where her more unknown nickname came from. But she scrubbed that nickname clean to where no data exists on it. The only person to know is Lieutenant Smokes and 2-Bit.
• Unlike her name, Oswald doesnt consider herself "lucky." She feels like she loses more than wins. Or that the hard sacrifices she makes isn't worth the reward.
Anyways, yeah...the last ones a bit dark compared to the rest lol
A trip to Hawai'i -Continued
[Sandball Fight]
Soap: *Hiding behind a makeshift sandwall with Gaz* Listen, L.T! We don't have to do this!
Ghost: *Hiding behind a makeshift trench, opposite of Soap* You fired first, Johnny. There's no turning back. This. Is. War
Oswald: Sandballs are ready, Lieutenant!
Ghost: Good. On my go, we fire the first round. Ready?
Oswald: *Nods* Ready, L.T
Ghost: FIRE
Oswald and Ghost: *Fires a bunch of sandballs, plummeting Soap and Gaz*
Gaz: SOAP! IVE BEEN HIT
Soap: *Acting like he's on coms while holding Gaz* PRICE! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
Price: *Yelling from the shade* Leave the Sarg and counterfire!
Gaz: Wait what-?
Soap: *Drops Gaz and starts firing from his end*
Soap: *Gets hit* Oof! I've been hit!
Ghost: Its over Soap! Surrender and give up
Soap: NEVER L.T! There's only one thing left to do...
Gaz: No! Soap you can't-!
Soap: *Runs into no mans land, firing Sandballs*
Ghost: What an idi-
Soap: *Tackles Ghost* GOT YOU L.T
Price: *Yelling from shade* DRAG HIM TO THE WATER, JOHNNY!
Soap and Ghost: *Wrestling to the ocean and falls in*
Price, Oswald, and Gaz: *Cheering them on*
Laswell: *Looking up from her book* Animal's...
A trip to Hawai'i
[The Beach]
Soap: Ye weren't kidding, Bonnie. The beaches here are surreal!
Ghost: *Nudges Oswald* And with less people
Oswald: *Smirks* You're lucky you know someone with knowlage about the less touristy spots
Soap: *Bolts to the ocean to avoid the hot sand*
Gaz: He didn't put on sunscreen
Price: *Walking up, blowing out his cig* He'll figure it out sooner or later
Later:
Laswell: *Sitting under the shade with Price* It's nice to have time off to losen up
Price: Mm, after last opperation? They deserve it
Laswell: *Smiles* Nice knowing they can finally relax too
Soap: *Yelling from the water* BONNIE! I FOUND A TURTLE!
Oswald: OI! NO TOUCHING DA HONU'S! *Throws sandball at Soap*
Soap: OW- *Picks up sand and attempts to throw it at Oswald, but misses and hits Ghost*
Laswell: Well...they're relaxing in their own way
Price: *Ammused* GET UP SI! THIS MEANS WAR!
Laswell: *Puts on earbuds to block out everyones shouting* At least I'll be the one relaxing today
Just typical CoD stuff. Usually Oc's and HC's. I need something to do as I fight my way through my terrible sleep schedule
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