Gaz: Where's Soap?

Learning Pidgin

In the mess hall:

Mana: Eh brah, you seen dakine? Can or what?

Oswald: Can. I just seen 'em da udda day at dakine at dakine, and she said can

Mana: No can brah, I tought she stay wit' dakine

Oswald: No brah! She broke up wit' dakine to end up wit' him

Mana: Hah?

Oswald: Yeah brah! It was nuts cuz when she did 'em she was doing dakine-ah. So at first she said can, now she saying no can

Mana: Oh, I tought you said she said can

Oswald: No brah, dakine said can

Mana: Oh dakine said can

Soap and Ghost across from them: ...

Ghost: I have no idea what I just heard, and I choose to ignore it

Soap: Aye. I think it's some secret government code

Original Audio from the legend Tumua

-Family Portrait-

(Photo taken of Captain Willow "Oswald" Pelekai and her family after her promotion to Captain of the S.I.A.D.F-0-Z)

Contents of photo:

• Willow Kimiko Ailana Pelekai

• Kaleo Keahilanakila Akira Pelekai(Older brother; Left)

• Mikey Ikaika Kousuke Pelekai(Younger brother; Right)

• Nathan Kawehi Kota Pelekai(Nephew)

• Ohia Airi Elise Pelekai(Neice)

Hatter, one of my hundreds of oc's

Chaos

Soap: Hey, Bonnie

Oswald: Yeah?

Soap: *Grins* The teams not here

Oswald: ...

Oswald: You got the C-4's?

Soap: Aye *Pulls out the hidden container full of explosives*

2 hours later:

Price: Hopefully the base isn't up in fire

Gaz: *Pulls up to the base* Shocker, looks normal to me

Giant explosion is heard:

Gaz: Aaaand, I spoke too soon

✨️My little tweedles✨️

Just some doodles of my children

Though I can never get the bangs right...

For the Homeland

Price: Where's Soap and Oz?

Gaz: Out with the new recruits

Price and Gaz hearing distant shouts and loud marching in the background:

Price: *Pinches the bridge of his nose* They're doing it again, aren't they...

Gaz: *Sighs* Yeah...

Soap: *Wearing sunglasses with a large Scotland flag caped to his back while leading half the recruits* For Scotland!

SAS recruits: Aye! Freedom!

Oswald: *Also wearing sunglasses with a large Hawaiian flag caped to her back, leading the other half*

For da Kanaka's!

SAS recruits: 'Ae! Freedom!

Ghost: *Walks into Price's office* They're doing it again?

Price: *Sighs* Its gonna be a long week...

Also based on this doodle I did a while back:

Gamining

Gaz: *In first place casually beating everyone else* Keep up Soap

Soap: *Competitively leaning foward, lazer focused* I wouldn't be in 5th if ye hadn't hit me with a red shell!

Ghost: *In second* Excuses Johnny

Soap: *Makes it back to first* HA! HOW YE LIKE ME NOW?

Gaz: Enjoy 1st place while you can Soap

Soap: What do ye m- *Gets hit by a blue shell near the finish line* WHAT!?!?

Gaz: HAHAHA! I WARNED YOU SOAP

Ghost: *Walking out of the room* Oh boy...

Soap: *Screaming angry Scottish noises at Gaz and the TV*

Gaz: I wasn't mentally prepared for this-

Willow "Oswald" Pelekai

A few Oswald sketches I drew a while back.

(I didn't have a set tattoo made for her then, so my past sketches changes her tatts a bit.)

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Some random FunFacts since i'm here:

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- Oswald dosen't have the best eyesight so she typically wears contacts.

- She wears sunglasses to help block out the sun while also covering up any eyebags due to her terrible sleep schedule during missions.

- A big coffee enthusiast. She adores all kinds, but she has a huge sweet tooth so she loves her coffee sweet.

- Her pidgin isn't usually as prominent, especially during missions, but when annoyed or excited her pidgin becomes super thick and fast, making it hard to understand her.

- Her hair is super long, its part of her culture. But, due to military code she trims it down. Though her hair regrows back to its original length in a few months.

- Oswald adores her family. She especially adores her two brothers in which she talks a lot about during missions, though its only to people she trusts. The rest of her homelife is kept off for privacy reasons.

- She listens to A LOT of Hawaiian Reggae. Humming to a few local Hawaiian songs as a sort of coping mechanism during stress.

[Sniper(F-0-Z)]

Oswald, Mana and Dice: *Clearing an enemy building*

Oswald: *Swiftly checking each room with precision*

Dice: Left clear

Mana: Back clear

Oswald: *On coms* 5th floor clear. Advancing 6th

Laswell: Proceed with caution, we don't know what's up there

Oswald: Copy *Advances to 6th floor, clearing rooms and eliminating hostiles*

Dice: *Checking one final time* Looks like this place is a bust...

Mana: What now? Target's not here and we have no leads-

Gunman: *Comes out of nowhere, randomly firing at their direction*

Oswald, Mana, and Dice: *Quickly ducking behind a desk*

Oswald: Shoot-! We missed a guy!

Gunman: I-I have a bomb! *Lifts up detonator* dont move, and I won't push it!

Dice: *Whispers on coms* Theres a hostile with a detonator. We need-

Gunman: *Looks at Dice's direction* Y-you! What did you say? Who were you talking to?! I'll press it! *Pushes finger on the button slowly* I'll-!

Shot fires through window:

Gunman: *Falls to the ground*

Smokes: *Radioing Oswald* hostile down. Clear the building fast and get out of there

Dice: *Sighing while smirking bitterly* Saved again...

Smokes: *Still on coms* You owe me, Sarg. You too, Capt

Oswald: *Rolls eyes* Yeh, yeh. Just focus on keeping us alive

Smokes: Already am, Capt

Hypnotic Sorceress