English Dialects

English dialects

Oswald: If American is just the alphabet, English is cursive, and pidgin is alphabet soup. What is Scottish?

Soap: *Visible confusion*

Oswald: I mean...Southern is just the sunset at 0.75x speed and Midwestern is wine aunt. But I'm genuinely curious Johnny, how would you describe Scottish dialect?

Soap: *Smirks* Stoic and manly, Bonnie

Oswald: *Rolls eyes* Whatever floats your boat

Ghost: *Randomly jumping in* I'd say it's two drunkard sailors meeting for the first time in years at the pub

Soap: *Brushes Ghost off* Sorry L.T, I donnae speak cursive

More Posts from Yourluckyoswald and Others

1 year ago

Random thought but...

If I were magically carried into NRC I'd def go to Idia first. I usually keep my phone on me at all times due to me constantly misplacing it. So if I were to be transported to Twisted Wonderland with my phone, obviously I'd need some sort of internet connection and charger and who better to go to than idia? Ngl I think thats why out of all characters other than obviously Ace and Duece, I'd def be close to Idia because of constant phone repairs and just geeking out in general. Which is weird because for the longest time I was never really into Idia at all. He was just there. But personal biases aside, yeh, Idia is definitely my first pick if I had been forced to NRC. I mean...I need some way to listen to my music right?

Anyways heres an art piece I drew of my Twst Oc Raymond Lou from over a year ago.

Random Thought But...

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1 year ago

I've been going through a lot right now with school and home-life so I haven't been posting much and probably will be busy for the next couple weeks.

Also, I did find Epic Mickey 2 for Wii so I've been playing that with my brother to destress. We haven't played that game in years so it's pretty nostalgic lol

1 year ago

Ty @cloudofbutterflies92 and @islandtarochips for the tags 🀍🀍🀍

Ty @cloudofbutterflies92 And @islandtarochips For The Tags 🀍🀍🀍
Ty @cloudofbutterflies92 And @islandtarochips For The Tags 🀍🀍🀍

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Wanted to do two for Oz bc why not?

Tagging: @littlelalaland @itsastronxmy @justasmolbard and anyone else


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1 year ago

Mana: *Sulking* This job is the reason I'm single...I just can't take it anymore, can someone just take me out?

Oswald: *Grabs a bat* With pleasure

Gaz: *Lowers the bat* Thats not what he meant-


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1 year ago

This is the self insert/OC fairy. πŸŒΌπŸ§šβ€β™€οΈWhen you get this in your ask box, please tell us 3 facts about your S/I or OC and pass it around. Let's learn about each other's S/Is/OCs! 🌈🌷

Oc sharing is so fun yet can get dark so fast πŸ₯²

Anyways, since I already did one for Oz, I'll do another Oc instead.

Oscar "2-Bit" Watts

β€’ Oscar founded the F-0-Z and was the late Captain of the team. During the start of the force's creation, it was only him, Oswald(then Lieutenant), and Smokes(then Sargeant).

β€’ Oscar grew up in a relatively normal lower class household. He spent most of his childhood playing sports. But, during his freetime, he'd spend hours watching old Mickey Mouse cartoons his grandma had.

β€’ His nickname comes from the Outsiders. His older brother served the army with a huge love for old Mickey cartoons like Oscar. When Oscar joined the army, his personality matched 2-Bit from the Outsiders, pair that with his love for Mickey and thats how he got his name.


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1 year ago

Football

Oswald: *Watching the NFL*

Soap: American Football?

Oswald: *Shrugs* Its the 49ners against the Chiefs. I don't like either of them, but It's the last game of the season so I'm rooting for the 49ers due to past biases

Soap: Why all the ads

Oswald: Its to give me a pee and cry break

Soap: Cry break-? I thought ye said you didnt care for the 49ners?

Oswald: *With visible tears in her eyes after seeing the Chiefs win* I dont!

1 year ago

Boredom

Ghost, Soap, and Oswald waiting during recon:

Soap: *Groans* This is so boring

Ghost: Get used to it Johnny. We'll be out here all night

Oswald: *Perks up* Mind Meld?

Soap: *Gets excited* AYE! L.T ye want in?

Ghost: Mmmm...one game wont hurt

Soap: I'll count the first one. Ready? 1...2...3!

Soap: Rum!

Oswald: Spade!

Ghost: M16

Oswald: Alright...alright...I see where this could go

Soap: Aye, though I donnae how I'd fit M16 in...but it could work. Everyone ready?

Oswald and Ghost: Yeah

Soap: 1...2...3!

Soap: Casino!

Oswald: Vegas!

Ghost: *Just saying whatever he sees to throw them off* Blade

Oswald: Blade?

Ghost: *Shrugs*

Soap: Okay, last round. Ye all better get it or I'll make ye watch the recruits when we get back

Soap: *Breathes in with anticipation* 1...2...

Soap: *Breathes out dramatically to create tension* 3!

Soap: Gambling!

Oswald: Gambling!

Ghost: Addiction

Soap and Oswald: Addiction?!?!

Ghost: Yeah. You have Rum, Cards, Artillery, thats addiction

Oswald: *Looks with a deadpan expression* An addiction to M16's?

Ghost: *Knowing he dillibetatly got it wrong to mess with them* Guess so

Soap: *Groans* We were so close L.T!

Ghost: *Shrugs* Oz is American. She should know

Oswald: I hate that he has a point...

1 year ago

top 7 comfort movies tag

Top 7 Comfort Movies Tag

tagged by @cloudofbutterflies92 ✨ so here they are:

β€’ The Godfather

β€’ The Shining

β€’ The Crow

β€’ John Wick

β€’ Donnie Darko

β€’ Bullet Train

β€’ House of Gucci

Top 7 Comfort Movies Tag

tagging:

@thosewhowrite @aceghosts @carlosoliveiraa @chazz-anova @strafethesesinners @socially-awkward-skeleton @killerspinal @sirensmaw @justasmolbard @mutantthedark @sosbela if u want to have a go and share!

1 year ago

Captains

Price: So as we know, terrorist groups have been hijacking American transported weapons as well as distributing them to other organizations in Latin America.

Oswald: Gee I wonder why...

Graves: Why am I being targeted here?!

Farah: Oh, so the failure to transport deadly American missiles wasn't your fault?

Graves: It's not my fault our artillery is so valued

Price, Oswald and Farah: *Stares at Graves with a deadpan expression*

Graves: In every meeting its always like this...Remind me why I come to these things in the first place?

Price: So we can clean up your messes

Oswald nodding in agreement: Sorry Graves but your shady organization hasnt been so lucky as of late. I mean how do you fail a job so badly?

Farah adding on: Then have the audacity to cover it up and backstab the allies who helped you track down those missiles?

Graves getting up and walking out: I see that my efforts here is not needed as well as my presence. I wish you all luck on todays meeting

Price: Great, I'm sure Shepard would appreciate your absence

Graves slowly walking back into the room: Lets just get this over with...I hate you all...

1 year ago

A few F-0-Z Sketches

A Few F-0-Z Sketches
A Few F-0-Z Sketches
A Few F-0-Z Sketches
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