World’s Nastiest Freakiest Most Bisexual Old Person Sex Is About To Happen At The Hospital’s Annual

basing my love life off of secretary (2002) and hisoillu explicit fan fiction (I’m abnormally into BDSM)

The amazing artist Alen Seress is out here tirelessly producing some of the best Steddie fanart on the internet, but I have yet to see any of it make its way to tumblr with proper credit. Please give them a Twitter or Instagram follow and show some love!

bunnies in crime

software engineer boyloser husband and bioweapon scientist girlboss wife

decided to redraw that one core four wfa panel - they definitely didn't look gay enough there

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Billie Eilish may be an industry plant but she’s hella iconic af and I love her so much.

Will porn blogs STOP following me for this shit. This is obviously a joke about a Stephen King novelle, not encouraging bondage. Jesus fucking Christ you savages

They should make a warning for handcuffs: don’t use these to have kinky old person sex if you have heart failure or could spontaneously die.

a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.