This Is The Best Thing I've Heard In A While

Toman Vice leaders Meeting

Hakkai: Hey, everyone, I'm gay

Peh: Yeah no shit

Angry: Easy, Peh! Thank you for telling us, Hakkai

Sanzu *walking in to the meeting late*: I just hit someone with mucho’s car

Omgs, I love this.

god jason x semi-immortal leo

jason is a god who helps sort out affairs between gods. he also had an immortal lover, an immortal phoenix avian

one day, when sorting out issues, he pisses on the god of love. in retaliation, she curses jason’s lover. instead of killing him or taking his immortality, she makes him semi-immortal. what’s worse than the grief of losing your lover? having to experience that grief over and over again. leo will live out a full life before dying and then being reborn all over again, forgetting everything about his former life, including jason. jason has to deal with the grief of losing him all over again, but is never able to stop himself from falling in love all over again. every twenty years after leo passes, he can’t stop himself from returning to the mortal world and searching for the boy with the brilliant smile, beautiful laugh, and wings the color of fire. the only phoenix avian left is the reincarnation of his lover. little things change about leo each life, but those beautiful wings always stay the same, remaining just as beautiful and breathtaking as his lover

I believe in Sanzu supremacy 🙇

for my Sanzu lovers ✨

I have this headcannon that all Cabin 9 kids have these short think eyelashes they get from their dad, perfect to not get singed off in the forge, everyone but Leo fucking Valdez who has his mothers eyelashes and they put the Aphrodite kids to shame

I love them so much it actually hurts

bajifuyu duo you will always be famous

they mean so much to me i cant

I love this all smm

nico and leo have severe eating issues in hoh and it is completely overlooked.

two lines i remember vividly-- jason sees nico eating a grape at breakfast and comments that it'll probably be all he'll eat that day. note-- not verbally, but it was a line written from jason's perspective. then, leo in ogygia is told by calypso that he hasn't eaten in two days.

both times this is treated like a joke. both of these characters are canonically underweight. leo's is probably a body type thing, since he's always been described as scrawny outside of these periods and only goes without eating becaude of hyperfixation on his work. but nico? i can't recall him being described as scrawny when he was happy and healthy with bianca. i can assume him being underweight can be attributed directly to his behaviour of not eating.

even if they arent or weren't underweight directly because of this behavior-- it's still NOT OKAY behaviour? and the books still treat it like a JOKE. im so upset i can't do this

valgrace nation wya

ice cream date yayayayay

I followed youuu

I think we have like the exact same fandoms :)

Yayyyyy, I followed you backkk (:

Headcanon that I'm too lazy to draw :

When Jinx is in her revolution arc, she develops a group of young, die-hard admirers. They go to VI to ask for permission to ask her out, and VI says she'll grant it if they know what her 'actual' name is. Unfortunately for them, none of them know her by anything other than Jinx.

Except for THE BOY SAVIOUR RAAAAAH

He doesn't ask because he's a bashful yearning idiot, though.