"Why Are You Smiling At Your Phone Like That? Who's Got You Smiling So Much?"

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

I will now adopt this saying into my vocabulary and there's nothing you can do about it.

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

I love them so much it actually hurts

bajifuyu duo you will always be famous

they mean so much to me i cant

Is Haruchiyo Sanzu Unhinged?Definitely yes. Is he stupid? Absolutely Not.

(*it's going to be long so if you aren't interested don't read!)

There’s a common take in the Tokyo Revengers fandom that Haruchiyo Sanzu is just some chaotic idiot with a pretty face, sharp sword, zero brain cells and in general just Mikey's "lapdog''. And while I get that some of it is meant to be a joke…let’s be real for a second.

Sanzu is not dumb. In fact, I’d argue that he’s one of the most dangerous and psychologically strategic characters in the entire series.Sanzu’s chaotic and emotional nature makes him look reckless, but that doesn’t mean he lacks intelligence. Many of his actions are calculated in their own twisted logic.Like when he drugged Takemichi’s team before a planned ambush or hiding the train.

Sanzu knows exactly what people think of him. Unstable. Loud. Insane. Reckless. But that’s what makes him so powerful. He’s mastered the art of perception control.When people think you’re just crazy, they let their guard down. They underestimate you.

And that’s when he strikes.

It’s how he managed to kill Mucho.Someone who was literally his brother figure and protector during the Toman days.You don’t manipulate someone like that unless you know how to play the long game.Mucho relaxed himself around Sanzu.He thought he knew him.Until he didn’t because Sanzu let him think that.

Yes, Sanzu is emotionally compromised.He’s mentally unstable.He’s broken and traumatized and obsessed with Mikey in a way that makes him act like a rabid guard dog. But that doesn’t mean he’s stupid.It means his decisions come from trauma, not lack of intelligence.

In fact, being able to function at such a high level while carrying all that mental weight? That’s impressive in its own right.

He planned attacks, stayed one step ahead of Takemichi's team, and knew how to navigate the Bonten world and kept the time travel secret.That alone proves he’s not just some pawn.Furthermore, in the Bonten timeline,Sanzu plays a key role in operations.He’s trusted with high-level tasks, and he’s feared.Not just for his violence, but because people don’t know what he’ll do next. That unpredictability is a weapon, and he knows it how to use it.

In addition,you really think Mikey would keep Sanzu by his side in two different timelines if he was just a blindly loyal follower? No way.Kantou Manji and Bonten are ruthless. You have to be more than loyal to survive there and have such high positions. You need to be smart, sharp, and useful. Sanzu isn’t just chaos.He’s calculated chaos and that's what makes him more dangerous than most characters.

He knows how to scare people. He knows how to get under their skin. He knows how to disorient his enemies before they even realize they’ve made a mistake.

That’s not a lack of intelligence. That’s strategy.

We all know Kisaki was a genius and honestly is Sanzu as Smart as Kisaki? Maybe.

Kisaki was a mastermind in a traditional, manipulative, “I have a plan for every outcome” kind of way. Sanzu is different.He thrives in instability. His intelligence is reactive, intuitive, emotional but just as effective.

Where Kisaki used cold calculation, Sanzu uses unpredictability, loyalty, fear, and emotional intelligence to get what he wants. That’s still genius — just messier.

To sum up.Sanzu isn’t dumb. He’s unpredictable and that’s his power.He lets you think he’s out of control, but that chaos is intentional. It keeps people guessing. It lets him move in ways no one sees coming. He knows what he looks like and he uses it adding to the fact that he knows how to play the long game.

So go ahead.Call him crazy and unstable.Just don’t call him stupid.Because under that wild smile and those pink lashes is a brain that knows exactly how to survive in a world that’s tried to kill him since he was a kid.

This is genius and it honestly wouldn't really surprise me

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

I have been in so many fandoms with some kind of dimension/time travel so I'm very used to the ‘otp 3some but two people are the same dude’ to tell you that that trope would not work with Valgrace. Because Jason Grace does not share, not even with himself. If you put two Jasons in a room with only one Leo they will fight and it will not be sexy fun

TWO LEOS ON THE OTHER HAND

She could stab me repeatedly and I'd thank her

I don't think y'all get how incredibly gay I am for her

headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

I actually needed this sm, thank youuuuu

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community