Skylor: F*ck You.

Icicle harvesting.

Pixal 👾

Jay: I want a puppy

Nya:

Pixal: a puppy.

jay: ...yes?

Nya: a puppy.

Nya: we already have Kai, Cole, Lloyd, the chicken, and of course you, the literal human counterpart of a golden retriever. And you wAnT a PuPpy?

Jay: *slowly backing away*

Pixal, narrating: so we built him a robot dog for his birthday.

Ok I just saw this scrolling thru a page but:

Le Ash

Teal Crackers

Not gonna specifically tag anyone…but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

Ninjago groups

Kai, nya, Lloyd: Smith siblings (+honorary child)

Nya, Zane, Pixal, Jay: techies

Kai, cole, jay, Zane: 4 best friends constantly almost dying 

Lloyd and jay: video game nerds/cinnamon rolls

Pixal, Zane, Nya: only ones with brain cells

Lloyd and Pixal: Much trama, need therapists

Random Snippets of the AF Series

Click on them to see, cuz the formatting is weird and I can’t fix it.

I drawing an elf. Don’t know if it’ll be Holly yet, though.

Chibi Annabeth Chase, ready for action

Welcome to Ninjago Afterlife Express. Please get on your assigned train. For those of you who don’t know which platform;

If you have died of an illness, head to platform 1.

If you have died of serpentine or skeleton warriors, head to platform 2.

If you have died of an overgrown snake, head to platform 3.

If you have died of corrupted machinery, head to platform 4.

If you have died of ghosts or a giant physical realm, head to platform 5.

If you have died of ancient pirates or floating chunks of land, that ‘never happened.’ Please exit the station. Have fun living.

If you have died of more snake people, head to platform 6.

If you have died of a biker gang, head to platform 7.

If you have died of a giant moving statue, head to platform 8.

If you have died of a collapsing building, head to platform 9.

If you have died of another giant snake or evil realm, head to platform 10.

And if you died of natural causes, you aren’t from Ninjago, faker.

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”