Me: I’m Bored, What To Do...

Juliet Butler, age 10

pixal single handedly defeated the preeminent and then found milton hand dryer in S11 + S12 while lookin cute as shit

Ninjago groups

Kai, nya, Lloyd: Smith siblings (+honorary child)

Nya, Zane, Pixal, Jay: techies

Kai, cole, jay, Zane: 4 best friends constantly almost dying 

Lloyd and jay: video game nerds/cinnamon rolls

Pixal, Zane, Nya: only ones with brain cells

Lloyd and Pixal: Much trama, need therapists

You know it’s meant to be if the two names fit perfectly into the ship name.  *Bracken x Kendra=Brackendra*

I get the best ideas at 12pm, then I stumble out of bed in complete darkness to scribble on my homework all of these ideas for posts no one likes. Anyone else? Nope, just me? Thought so.

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

My top 3 most common phrases as the oldest of 3 with 2 kid brothers and 3 puppies:

“Put the poor dog down!”

“These are my shoes. They go on my feet, not in your mouth.”

“DUDE WTF”

So, I'm like 99% sure percabeth would not have kids. Don't get me wrong, it's my pjo otp, but hera is gonna be a problem. She's the goddess of marriage and childbirth, right? And she absolutely hates Annabeth. So she's gonna do her best to kinda ruin their marriage and such. Just sayin

Welcome to Ninjago Afterlife Express. Please get on your assigned train. For those of you who don’t know which platform;

If you have died of an illness, head to platform 1.

If you have died of serpentine or skeleton warriors, head to platform 2.

If you have died of an overgrown snake, head to platform 3.

If you have died of corrupted machinery, head to platform 4.

If you have died of ghosts or a giant physical realm, head to platform 5.

If you have died of ancient pirates or floating chunks of land, that ‘never happened.’ Please exit the station. Have fun living.

If you have died of more snake people, head to platform 6.

If you have died of a biker gang, head to platform 7.

If you have died of a giant moving statue, head to platform 8.

If you have died of a collapsing building, head to platform 9.

If you have died of another giant snake or evil realm, head to platform 10.

And if you died of natural causes, you aren’t from Ninjago, faker.