For those who don’t know it: you’re a farmer who has a chicken, a wolf, and a bag of grain. You have to get to the other side of a river with all three, but your boat can only fit you and one item. If you leave the wolf with the chicken, it’ll eat it, and if you leave the chicken with the grain, it’ll eat it. How do you get over? Gryffindor: get a bigger boat, obviously.
Slytherin: question, do you need to have the chicken or wolf alive?
Ravenclaw: You take the chicken over, go back and take the wolf over, take the chicken back and drop it off. Then you take the grain over, go back and grab the chicken and go over. Duh.
Hufflepuff:You’re a farmer, right? ...so why do you have a wolf?!?
me, at like 1 am. sleep deprived: Why does Minerva have glasses?
also me: does it matter?
me: yes! Artemis doesnt have glasses, and he's in front of a computer screen all day
me: ok..
me: so why doesn't he need glasses and Minerva does?
me: she doesn't eat her carrots? I dunno. Go to bed.
me: i bet ARTEMIS doesn't eat his veggies, though
me: he probably does. Minerva doesn't because her dad won't force her. Or maybe she doesn't actually need glasses, and they're for looking even smarter. Happy?
me: OR Artemis needs glasses, and he's invented some solution so he doesn't have to wear anything like glasses or contacts. Or maybe he is wearing special contacts that-
me: SHUT IT AND GO TO BED!
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My top 3 most common phrases as the oldest of 3 with 2 kid brothers and 3 puppies:
“Put the poor dog down!”
“These are my shoes. They go on my feet, not in your mouth.”
“DUDE WTF”
Ninjago fandom: Zane is too pure for this world!!!
Me: Yessssssssss!
Me: Wait. We’re talking about the same nindroid who started a fistfight with a bunch of random guys, attacked talking snakes and skeletons, and when corrupted turned an entire realm into a dictatorship?
Fandom: ...yes.
Me: Oki!
I do quotes, drawings, memes, oneshots, requests, etc. for 15+ fandoms. My previous accounts are: yesmagentaflower, elementalmasters, and wings-of-fire42. Find me on wattpad @yesmagentaflower
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