I Just Finished The New Fowl Twins Book, And My Two Fave Parts Are The One That Says Artemis Named His

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Prof. Sycamore: Alain! I can’t find Mairin! She raced ahead onto the path and now she’s disappeared.

Alain: Just find the closest bump in the road and look to the side. She probably fell into a bush.

Me looking at all the amazing things on Reddit etc:😀

Me realizing I can’t buy anything:😭

the kids are alright.

Welcome to Ninjago Afterlife Express. Please get on your assigned train. For those of you who don’t know which platform;

If you have died of an illness, head to platform 1.

If you have died of serpentine or skeleton warriors, head to platform 2.

If you have died of an overgrown snake, head to platform 3.

If you have died of corrupted machinery, head to platform 4.

If you have died of ghosts or a giant physical realm, head to platform 5.

If you have died of ancient pirates or floating chunks of land, that ‘never happened.’ Please exit the station. Have fun living.

If you have died of more snake people, head to platform 6.

If you have died of a biker gang, head to platform 7.

If you have died of a giant moving statue, head to platform 8.

If you have died of a collapsing building, head to platform 9.

If you have died of another giant snake or evil realm, head to platform 10.

And if you died of natural causes, you aren’t from Ninjago, faker.

Chibi Annabeth Chase, ready for action

i finished re-reading the artemis fowl series recently and i’m damn emotional 

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the ninja going on vacation

Lloyd: Okay, do we have everything? Vehicles?

Nya: Everything's online and fully charged.

Lloyd: Clothes?

Kai: Suitcases are packed.

Lloyd: Food?

Cole: Snacks and 50 bucks just in case.

Lloyd: Hotel?

Jay: Trivago.

Zane: Jay, I believe we booked rooms at Hampton.

Nya:

Kai:

Cole:

Lloyd:

Lloyd: I'll take that as a yes, Jay.

Absolutey!! Maybe Sapphire or Yellow?

Ugh someone just give me 6 (or more) characters to make fanart of already 😩

A (tentative) attempt to expand Gnommish from what is essentially a code into a very, very basic language