mr plant:
if you hate christmas:
you both hate this shit
it's all tRaDiTiOn, kitsch and cliché
you only care about argos's presents and actually love the present part
you guys are literal kids
doing everything anti christmas (not red, green, gold, instead blue, black, white, and silver)
you play metal and do weird poses to it or just headbang (mr plant sometimes just stands there and smiles)
slipknot, korn and some moany deftones are your shit
also some muse and nirvana
you are total rebels and punks (burning fown christmas trees, ripping apart shit, breaking decoration etc.)
if you love christmas:
you'll have a hard time with him but argos will definetly help
buys meaningful presents
bakes and bakes and BAKES AHHHHH (insert corey taylor scream)
argos:
if you hate christmas:
he'll awkwardly slurp his barszcz (polish/ukranian red beet soup)
will try to cheer you up to love christmas
doesn't really work though
is in shock when you spill red wine on purpose, eventually catches up though, total madness
you getting madder, and madder AND MADDER
will wrap a soft blanket around you and cuddles with you while watching some random german christmas movie junk (cause they're the only ones that are actually good)
if you love christmas:
baking, cooking and slurping together
annoying mr plant with your junk and mass of decoration
it's a mess honeyyy
there will be flour (and blood) all around the place (it's a reference to a german christmas song or rather a parody of it)
you can see which side I'm on
that's really hard to clarify since a lot of people like this and that
probably Sing, Make Room!!! and just stuff like that, a lot of people have mixed opinions about Danger Days so yeah
frustrated with gen alpha and kids?
annoyed by the stupid sephora kids that ruin samples and act like spoiled brats?
love raw underground music?
then I guess "kids" is the right song for you
first Sick of Suburbia post
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a lot of those actually
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like dnd
like audrey hepburn
like fangoria
like harry houdini
like croquet
can't swim
can't dance
don't know karate
are never gonna make it
don't wanna make it
just wanna
this is something different for me. I trued working with a different tuning and a slower tempo. I would love for you to take a listen and thanks for the support :D
so I've been travelling around for the last 2 weeks and was silly enough to buy a big purple suitcase and put a Korn sticker on top of it and now I feel like we need this as an official merch product
(color may vary from the picture)
why this makes total sense to me:
it's easy to find once you landed (everytime it's on this weird moving band, I can see it from a mile away since the color is so piercing to the eye)
you can literally catch the employees getting your suitcase on the plane from your seat
it's the best merch for all kinds of Korn fans and the best product to show everyone around you "hey, I like Korn" even while you're travelling (sorry xD)
so tell me, would you get this suitcase or do you like/understand the idea :D I personally think they should sell it in black, purple and green (to symbolize Jonathan's tracksuits and the typical metal/Korn color)
don't do it😧
probably the Song 2 cover
their Misfits cover was also quite cool
hey! I hope you're all doing well :) I just wanted to ask what stuff you wanna see from me (btw I'm working on the twa episode in spain, I just don't wanna mess up :,)) Did you like the new episode of travelling with argos? let me know! and if you have any requests and feedback just let me know :D
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