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mr plant
• mr plant being the intoverted type
• mr plant being extremely protective over argos and you
• him actually caring, even though he won't show it or just shrug (you know exactly what I mean)
• he's straight up scary, he murdered a lot but he "says" he had a "good reason for it" (usually to avenge you both cause the person he killed treated you guys like shit or went out of ice cream)
• he doesn't like getting cuddily which doesn't really match with argos's (or sometimes your) touchiness (you can leave yourself out if you hate pda as well)
• big spoon, do I need to say more?
• don't know where mr plant is? look in front of the telly or in the fun zone.
• sometimes, when you have a day off, you just go into the living room and watch telly while argos is working
• same as argos, he can become quite jealous but will probably be more violent so be careful or your best friend might be lying dead on their porch next morning
argos
• argos being the extroverted type
• having tea parties with you
• you guys watching horror stuff
• you binging ahs together (mr plant occasionally joining when someone gets killed, his smile never fading)
• helping him bake cookies for the scouts
• argos being the cutest but also scariest bf ever like being cute in one second and completely yandere in the next
• he usually feels stressed when someone got killed and panics before finding a weird way to solve the problem (he will be traumatized though)
• hahahahaha but not alwaysss (*insert chainsaw pic of argos*)
• *insert obnoxious slurping of any kind of liquid when it's getting weird*
• if you like cuddles then you're definetly in good hands (arms) with argos, cause he loves cuddles a lot (he's also usually the little spoon)
• if you guys all live together in one void and/or house, you all have your own room cause you all appreciate some privacy. expect to wake up to a sleeping argos next to you though (one time, it even was mr plant, you still don't know why though)
• argos can sometimes be a full grown adult and sometimes a kid. he's just youthful (and probably has adhd or autism).
• overall he can get extremely jealous
• would probably steal your friends's mail if it's adressed to you (will put it in your shrine, right next to mr plant's shrine)
don't do it😧
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him wanting to kill you early on in the friendship but slowly losing up on the thought
you guys (when meeting) watching telly all day with some snacks and drinks
your go to shit is dark comedy, true crime, horror, thriller and mystery
argos being overjoyed for mr plant to finally have a friend
you guys sometimes mess up completely but luckily you can improvise
he does kind of care but he will definetly not show it (maybe if you glimpse you catch him being worried about you)
you guys being partners in crime (literally)
you humbling him and support him to not kill too many people
he is fucking introverted so you usually need to make the first step
you guys still haven't figured out how you became friends and why you're not laying in a coffin or a closet
guess that just means you're important enough for him so congratulations!
it's crazy that he would've been 57 today, rest in peace
(also today I'm wearing Kurt's wedding outfit a.k.a. a pj cause I'm sick :( )
thanks to him, we now can live in a "tender age in bloom" and can scream like little kids cause they want "grandma to take them home"
helena, mama, sing, vampires will never hurt you are the ones that come to my mind right away
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a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
probably Mama
it's a really good song!
it's a mix of these (hard to choose)
tag yourself as HIM albums based on your aesthetic (including neon noir)
your scent is still here in my place of recovery | he/they | call me puddin, I'm your j♡ker
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