A Totally For-fun Fan Fusion Of The Lovely @ask-whitepearl-and-steven ‘s Sea Glass And Moissanite;

The 109 Acre Woods: A Winnie The Pooh Murder Mystery

concept I had first thing into the morning a while back. 

Grizzled detective Eeyore must solve the cold blood murder of the most popular man in all the 100-acre woods; Christopher Robin

Everyone’s a suspect!

Pooh caught Christopher Robin cheating on him with B’loon just as they were starting to plan their wedding. He was heartbroken. 

Piglet was always jealous of Christopher for winning Pooh’s heart and quietly stewed in his jealousy for years. But could such a timid pig do this?

Owl hated being ignored, and always seemed a bit off. Plus, he never was the most trustworthy individual. 

Rabbit has anger issues and is easy to make steam. He could have snapped and finally gotten violent.

Kanga would do anything to protect her son Roo. Could Christopher Robin have posed some form of threat to the child in her eyes? It’s an angle to take.

Tigger seems to be the only one without a motive, but he has the strength and tenacity to commit such a crime- so he has to be investigated.  It breaks Eeyore’s heart to see his husband questioned like some average low life scum.

In the end- who done it? I won’t say. 

💭 If the muse could say one thing to you, what do you think they’d say?

new icon!

That beautiful mask you wear!

Is all I desire!

(Can't you see?

Your world's a fantasy!)

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Day 2: Sinensis as a “formal apology”

I like gull

Thank you! He is a good fish boy.

Here's a short bio of him for funsies (^:

Gulliver was born and raised on the sea. His mother was never in the picture. His fisherman, dullahan father thought it best for the boy to learn practical skills. And, of course, practical skills meant fishing skills.

So, Gulliver learned sea skills from a young age. How to tie a knot, how to survive a storm, how to de-bone a fish. Suffice to say, Gulliver's dad was very proud when his son choose his first head as a whole set of fish bones for himself - a right of maturity in dullahans. And kept it into adulthood.

What his father didn't like, however, was when they returned to the land- Gulliver wanted a "proper education". What, his teachings weren't good enough for you, boy? Fine. Go to your fancy-pancy university. But don't expect any help from me.

Gulliver shoved his way through an education degree by the bones of his bones, with help from his friendly roommate- Hyacinth. Another hybrid.

However, it was hard for a hybrid to get work in the field. Something about human kids less likely to learn from weirdos.

Just as he was about to call it quits and go crawling back to his father, he met Moral. A wonderful bartender who told of a school that catered specifically to hybrids like him.

Gulliver took the job, and became the theater lit teacher- teaching famous plays to kids.

Gulliver was also surprised to see his former roommate, Hyacinth there! The two caught up and- Oh would you look at that he's gay. Huh.

The two had a long courtship before marrying at the seaside. Gulliver still had a fondness for the sea, even after everything. Gulliiver's father did not show up to the event.

Gulliver, very recently, was asked to become the vice Principal by his close friend Moral. And now he has a lot more responsibility on his plate, on top of running the gsa. But, hey, it can't be harder that running a boat, right?

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Once a velveteen seductress of Homeworld, Dry Bone Ore came to Earth on an entertainment assignment to lift the spirits of a certain Pink Diamond. The corruption blast came before she even got word Pink was gone. She has the shards of a former lover she kept with her attached to her “strippers pole”. 

Meet Mystic Chaos Emerald Diamond Quartz (not a part of my oc au I don't think but. hoo boy I love them. I based them off of a dnd oc I'm never gonna use and actually haven't designed yet).

A long time ago, Pink Diamond was the youngest Diamond, trying desperately to show the others she was ready for a colony. She took a desperate, inadvisable step.

She created Mystic "Chaos Emerald" Diamond "Quartz" (the names in quotations added by Mystic themselves later, a desperate bid to show that she was no longer the youngest Diamond and thus deserved a colony. And, to show she was powerful and responsible enough to handle one as well.

None of this went according to plan. Pink got into massive trouble for crafting a new diamond without permission (something that it was thought only White could do until then). And, there was now a new diamond that none of the others were ready for or sure what to do with.

It didn't help that Mystic was.... not very willing to follow the rules. They are, as the name they chose implies, very chaotic. They are very whim-based, and don't really do things they should. Rather, they enjoy having fun and seeing the results of the chaos they caused to happen.

The only reason that the diamonds did not punish this diamond as they did Pink is well.... Mystic is powerful. They have a future vision beyond that of a Sapphire, and their aura seemed to be a mix of Blue Diamond's sadness aura and a new anxiety/fear-inducing aura that stopped even the most powerful gems in their tracks.

So, the diamonds generally leave Mystic to their own devices. Even Pink doesn't visit them for the reminder they pose of her poor attempt to get a colony. So, Mystic plays on their own, occasionally visiting court gatherings of the other diamonds for fun and to annoy the other diamonds. Mystic doesn't really have their own court, having not really thought of making her own gems yet. So, no one's sure what type of gems they can make.

Mystic is a head taller than Pink Diamond, and uses they/them pronouns majorly but is fine if a gem slips up and uses she/her pronouns.

Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of Reality

And I lived so much life, lived so much life I think that God is gonna have to kill me twice