Hey Just Want To Remind My American Followers That The US Is Still One Of The Most Influential Nations

they should invent walking that doesn't make you feel like you're going to keel over and die

I dreamed that I had a lovely baby girl and a husband, I miss that little life I had... It was so perfect

stamp of authenticity - authenticity of being a silly fool

here to remind y'all it's percy jackson's birthday. happy birthday man. you've survived for long enough. go live your life. we stand with you.

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

guys you should get acrylic paint markers i got some for christmas and they're the best

at this rate im gonna be the next courtney love

Athena: I've done it! I've created the perfect warrior!

Everyone: You fucked up a perfectly good king of Ithaca is what you did. Look at him, he's torturing Poseidon and hunting the suitors for sport.