Hey Y’all After Many Long And Stressful Hours Of Thinking And Contemplating My Options I’ve Decided

Shout out to David Bowie for putting that much effort into an OC.

when she won’t text me back but i’ve been my grandmas lock screen for the past five years

every time you complain about the number of genders we add five more

the muppet joker just escaped an attempted crucifixion a few minutes ago, you've missed a ton of chapters

EXCUSE ME? Alright, circle time, someone explain all that happened to me please 🙏

Luke:

don’t steal my line. you’re so white you think the frosting is spicy

@thefakehedgehogaroundhere LIKES UNFROSTED POPTARTS. SHAME DEATH BY SHAME.

party rock is in the house tonight

if punching nazis is a slippery slope, THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN