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OKAY BRO WE HAVE BEEF WE HAVE BEEF HERE FOR HOW LONG HAVE I OCCASIONALLY SEEN THE MERWAIN GIFSETS ON MY DASH JUST HERE AND THERE FOR HOW LONG HAVE I GONE "oh ok sure" AND JUST SCROLLED PAST. UNTIL THIS MOMENT WHEN STUDYING FOR MY MIDTERMS I SEE ONE AND SOMETHING IN MY HEAD CLICKS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I HAVE TOO MANY SHIPS ALREADY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, ALso do you have any fic recs because I now have a mighty need damn how did I not see THAT before oh wow shoot not again they are too cute holy moly-

I laughed maniacally my whole way through reading this, I’m gonna be honest with you. WELCOME TO MERWAINE HELL. YOU’LL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH CONTENT AND YOU’LL FOREVER BE GOING THROUGH THEIR TAG ON AO3 ONLY TO SEE THEM AS UNREQUITED, A BUILD UP TO THE ACTUAL FIC PAIRING, OR PART OF A KNIGHTS ORGY.

But I ABSOLUTELY DO have some fics to keep you going, at least for a little while. This is more or less my entire archive of Merlin/Gwaine fics, minus one that seems to have disappeared and a couple that had Merlin in other pairings as well. I didn’t put in the summaries because, I mean. There’s a shit load of them. The post would have gotten way too long. But, enjoy!

(I hope you see this, I’m fairly certain I was asleep when you sent it to me)

Basically everything in the Merlin section by Hope

A Little Help Here by clotpolesonly (it’s technically gen but still good)

Always Lived Like This by celeste9

The To Court A King’s Manservant series by KimliPan

These three works by fuzzytomato

Beneath the Milky Twilight by KimliPan

(Book)Lovers, friends don’t love me like you do and (Under)covers by sky_reid

Breathing Spell by eldee

Dirty Rotten Scoundrel by matchsticks_p

The Girdle!verse series by HalfFizzbin

These works by AkakoDukes

Friday Night with G. E. McGregor by marguerite_26

Gwaine (Or: Good In Everyone) by Jennistar

Honorable Intentions by smilebackwards

Interlocked by Tassos

Jinx and No Worthy Reason by enviropony

These works by slightlytookish

These three works by significantowl

Show and Tell by entanglednow

Slow Burn (Enough) by burnitbright

The Five Kingdoms by winterhill

The Magic of the Game by mollrach13

The Reckless Type by wangler

The Sorcerer’s Knight by Diana_Prallon

And because I can, a little self promo for my merwaine fics and @dementorsatemysoup‘s merwaine fics

Folie à deux (All Dead AU)

This is Dom/Sub AU ⚔️🕒

Zoro saw Sanji’s medical records on Chopper’s office and immediately he had to test if the information was accurate.

See more for 18+ ⚠️🫣

I think I’m dead now….😂😂😂💕💕💕

https://youtu.be/3N4yIDfN-M8 2:11 I love his song…..So cute….💕

DPxDC prompt (demon twins au)

A video from your son, the email was titled. Bruce was confused. Which of his kids would send a video to his public work email??

Bruce clicked play.

On the screen was a boy who look a lot like Damian, but most certainly wasn’t him.

“This video is for the eyes of Bruce Wayne only.

Hi Dad. I’m Danny. You likely don’t know I exist, and if you’re receiving this, I’m already dead. Well, more dead than I already was. Maybe it’s cruel of me to send you a message post-mortem, but you deserve the truth, and telling you earlier would’ve put you in danger.

This email is set to automatically send if I haven’t opened my computer for 3 days. I sometimes set it longer if I’m on vacation or expecting trouble, but I’ve mostly likely been away from home for a bit over three days if you’re receiving this.

I don’t know who killed me. Obviously. I’m recording this in advance. But it was probably either the GIW or my adoptive parents, the Fentons. I half-died at 14 and became a local ghost superhero, but they never realized I was trying to help and kept talking about tearing ghost-me apart molecule by molecule, so I bet that’s what happened. There will be nothing left of me to bury. Sorry about that!

The rest of the story is this. I was raised in an assassin cult, eventually escaping at the age of 6 when they sent me on mission and I successfully faked my death.

My biggest regret is that I escaped alone. And that’s the reason I’m reaching out to you.

You’re a civilian. If you know too much about the League of Assassins you’ll be in danger. But I need you to save my twin Damian. He’s likely still there after all these years. He never wanted to escape; he took pride in being the heir to the league. He’s probably going to be stabby; he’s an assassin after all. But it’s not his fault. Ra’s - our grandfather - brainwashed him a lot more than he brainwashed me because Damian was more susceptible to it. It’s not his fault. Please. Save him. I’m begging you. My biggest regret is leaving Damian in the league. You have a chance to save him. Please, please do it.

I wish it would’ve been safe for me to get to know you. You seem like a cool dad, from what I’ve seen of you on the news with your oldest kids. I bet you’re like that with the youngest you hide from the public too. I wish you all the best. Thank you for listening.

Your long lost almost certainly dead by now son, Danny Fenton.”

Bruce took a second to process this, then picked up his phone and dialed his youngest’s number.

“Father.”

“Damian, did you have a twin named Danny?”

“…Who told you?”

Bruce hung up and sent Damian the video. He needed a minute to process this anyway.

Damian called back a few minutes later, after watching the video.

“Father. I do not care what state he is in. We must discover exactly what happened to Danny. Even if there is only a single molecule left. We must discover the truth.”

“I couldn’t agree more, Damian.”

Dealer’s choice on whether Danny is alive. The few ideas I have for this are:

- they find him mid-vivisection and rescue him

- they find what’s left of him post-vivisection and post his core being crushed

- he’s perfectly fine and just forgot to open his computer (maybe clockwork made sure he forgot?) and now he’s panicking about the fact that his family knows about him and could be in danger. He wanted them to know he existed, not make themselves a walking target for the league by finding him and trying to bring him home!

- Jazz found the automatic email and, deciding to meddle in her brother’s life and him back to his family and maybe get a good parent for herself as a bonus, sent it early

- Technus decided to start shit and sent it while haunting Danny’s computer

- Clockwork screwed with time to make sure it got sent

Lmk what yall do with this!

Appreciative Post for Lui Calibre

Moo Snuckel: “He’s a little rusty, guys.”

People make fun of snw for having tarsus iv survivor on Jim’s Starfleet bio but honestly all of this was public information in conscience of the king. There are two scenes dedicated to Jim and Spock separately finding out Kevin Riley was one of the other survivors. It’s public information but the public doesn’t care.

Yes it’s fun for fanfiction to have the tarsus 9’s names redacted from the survivors lists and to have Jim go out of his way to keep that shit private but the reality is that the massacre is regarded by the galaxy at large as a horrible thing that happened, but that it was one of many horrible things and the case is closed.

Bones trying to brush Spock off when Spock is explaining everything he’s learned, and Bones’ response to Spock bringing up Kodos had his own theories of eugenics, are the most telling here.

“Unfortunately he wasn’t the first.”

The general public know the basic details of what happened, and the person who orchestrated the crimes seemingly died. And despite no positive ID on the body, Starfleet stopped looking into it. Everyone wanted it to go away. They choose not to bring it up. I’d argue that’s part of the point. All of this is public data but almost everyone involved wanted it to die. Even some of the victims. (Jim). But the thing about an untreated wound is that it can fester, and get worse until it’s impossible to ignore. And now you’re in a situation where 7 out of 9 survivors of a massacre are dead, all around the same time a company of actors performed in the area they lived.

Conscience of the King stands as a greater lesson on why willfully ignoring uncomfortable history will lead to people not learning from their parents’/ancestors’ mistakes and/or worse, make the same mistakes/commit the same crimes.

Kismet photo shoot: silly edition 😛

tHiS HuRtS mY hEaRt!!!

aRz u HaVe a tUmBlr, g0 pOsT ur Sam Cortland sHiT 😂✨

and oh THIS IS NOT A SPOILER.