It’s My Birthday! Send Me Naughty Stuff, From Confessions To Nudes To How You Wanna Fuck And Be Fucked!

should I dm you or do you enjoy the mystery

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Why don’t you DM me and keep everyone else guessing? I wanna get a more personal taste of you 😉

How do you feel about married men?

Gotta love them, and gotta be willing to show that love and care anyway you know how 😉

hi 😞😔

Aw well hello

Hoping to know you all better. Send me asks and feel feee to DM me. I’ll be setting up a “get to know me” eventually

I need this so damn bad 🤤 a soft warm mouth to please me on these lonely days

Just me and you baby

Sexual Questions ;)

1. First kiss? 2. First time masturbating? 3. First sex toy? 4. First kink tried? 5. First time doing oral? 6. First time having sex?
 -Turn Ons 7. Biggest turn on? 8. Biggest turn off? 9. Quickest way to get horny? 10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on? 11. Top 3 places to be touched? 12. Ultimate fantasy? 13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome? 14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?
 -Preferences 15. Sex or masturbation? 16. Spit or swallow? 17. Cut or uncut dicks? 18. Rough or sensual sex? 19. Oldest person you’d sleep with? 20. Loud or quiet partners? 21. How much foreplay do you like? 22. How much teasing do you like? 23. What is too big for you to take? 24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner? 25. How much kissing do you like during sex? 26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?
 -Location 27. Would you have sex in public? 28. Last place you had sex? 29. Where would you most like to have sex? 30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood? 31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?
 -Kinks 32. What’s your biggest kink? 33. Are you okay with name calling in bed? 34. Would you do any BDSM? 35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up? 36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm? 37. Do you like overstimulation? 38. Do you like having pain involved? 39. Do you like biting/being bitten? 40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it? 41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks? 42. Have any roleplaying preferences? 
-Masturbation 43. Do you own sex toys? How many? 44. What do you masturbate to? 45. How often do you masturbate? 46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate? 47. Do you masturbate with penetration? 48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?
 -Oral 49. Do you enjoy giving oral? 50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? 51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral? 53. Can you deepthroat? 
54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it? 55. What’s your breast size? 56. How often do you go braless? 57. Do you finger yourself? 58. How familiar are you with your g-spot? 59. Do you squirt?
 -Sex 60. How often do you do unprotected sex? 61. How loud are you in bed? 62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with? 63. Do you like/dislike cum? 64. How good are you at dirty talk? 65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm? 
66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? 67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair? 68. How many orgasms can you have in a day? 69. How many other people know your bra size? 70. What do you wear to bed? 71. Any funny sex stories? 72. What food if any would you use during sex? 73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift? 74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen? 75. Do you often get horny in public? 76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom? 77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on? 78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

how do you feel about fauxcest/incest kink?

Probably the biggest thing I’m into!

Since I’m not even sure I could say it any better than this. People have a tendency to push their moral beliefs and stupidity when we’re all just here trying to enjoy our kinks and have a good time RESPONSIBLY. Everything I do on this blog is HARD FANTASY and NOTHING MORE. If you are unable to find a balance between being a normal functioning person and being a brain dead keyboard, then it might be time to reevaluate who needs the help.

P.S.: thank you to the person who wrote this, may the weather always be good on your happiest days

since a bunch of people are commenting on my posts again saying that i need help and that i am disgusting, i think i need to reiterate: i am a normal and functioning member of society who just happens to be into some dark kinks.

and guess what? i know that dark kinks aren’t bad because they‘re just that. KINKS. having these does NOT make you a bad person or a person who needs to seek help.

i am once again making it VERY clear that my posts are FANTASY and that i do NOT condone the real life equivalents of them. i am an adult who engages in risk aware consensual kink with other consenting adults and there is NOTHING wrong about that!

Always

Reblog if you’re a porn blog that accepts submissions

This includes:

Nudes

Masturbation videos

Erotic audio

Stories about what you’d do to me

and whatever else your horny little minds can come up with. ;)