Namjoon: Guys, I Would Tell You If I Had A Son. 

Hello I’d like to present a Jaith college au that literally only exists because I love the prep+jock/punk dynamic and I wanted James to play baseball.

James once told Keith that he believed Keith kissing him could be a good luck charm so Keith is sure to give him plenty of smooches before every game.

The team was very interested when this punk first started showing up and was James’ #1 fan but they’re glad Keith makes James less uptight.

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Chuuya: i failed the safety and health course today

Dazai: what happened?

Chuuya: one of the questions was “in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”

Dazai: … and?

Chuuya: apparently, “fucking large ones” wasn’t the right answer

The music makes it 100x funnier

A LIFE CHANGING COMPILATION OF HOSEOK & JUNGKOOK BEING TRAPPED IN THEIR OWN CHAOTIC BUBBLE AND FINDING ANYTHING THEY DO HYSTERICAL | Cr twt demseokdimple

tis the holiday season so here’s some fluff 🎄🎅🎁❤💙

Chuuya: Sugar, spice and everything nice?

Chuuya: Nah, I’m made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.

I accidentally came out to my parents after my surgery

I hope you find the motivation you needed

Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam

Less than two weeks before we all lose our collective shit

women be like. hot...