Suicidal

Chuuya: i failed the safety and health course today

Dazai: what happened?

Chuuya: one of the questions was “in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”

Dazai: … and?

Chuuya: apparently, “fucking large ones” wasn’t the right answer

where’s my klance flowershop au where lance is the florist and keith comes in several times a week to buy all kinds of flowers. lance is secretly pining but he’s Sad because keith keeps buying all these romantic flowers. keith is buying yellow acacia’s and jasmine’s and gardenia’s and red roses and camellia’s. lance obviously thinks keith has someone already and he’s jealous and he hopes that person appreciates all those flowers. obviously it comes out later that keith is single and the reason that he was buying all these flowers was to send a message. to lance. cause he’s got a crush. on LANCE. they fall in love. fin.

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alright, listen up people. if allura dies? we riot

Maybe, just maybe, he'd wanted to believe that there was value in the things he'd chosen to cling to as he marched on.

Guren: The magic of friendship.

Shinya: Yeah, but I don't think friendship's so bad. Without it, what's the point of living? If you're not close to anyone, then why be alive?

Guren: ...

Shinya: I was forced to fight growing up and told the only thing that mattered was to become strong enough to deserve the Hiragi name. Might was right. But no matter how strong I get, it's not like I can break free of my human limitations and become some sort of god.

Guren: ...

Shinya: What then? I can't become a god, so maybe I should try to become the head of the Hiragi Clan instead? But that path wasn't open to me, either. I'm just some filthy foster child. Besides, I wasn't really that interested in leading the clan in the first place.

Guren: ...

Shinya: So what did I have to live for? I'd already lost my only goal. No matter how strong I became, I couldn't find an answer to that question. If not strength, what should I live for?

Shinya: Guren?

Guren: Yeah?

Shinya: I actually made meeting you a kind of goal. You were the rival for my fiancée, you see. Mahiru barely gave me a second glance. I was looking forward to meeting the guy capable of capturing her affections. I figured, if I could meet him, it might help me find a new goal.

Guren: Well, did you?

Shinya: Turns out he wasn't so special after all, just some jerk with his nose to the grindstone!

Guren: Is that so?

Shinya: In our world, the harder you try the more you suffer for it. But you were just too dumb to give in. It was almost pathetic how hard you were working to hide your true strength.

Guren: ...

Shinya: But there was something appealing about that... I could see right away why Mahiru liked you so much. You never gave up. You were different from me. You still had a goal.

Guren: And What goal would that be?

Shinya: To protect others. The reason you want to become stronger is the protect those around you, isn't it?

Guren: ...

Shinya: In other words, you want strength so that you can be close to people. What you're really interested in is protecting people. Why be embarrassed about that? Why not just make that your ultimate goal?

Guren: You mean, embrace friendship?

Shinya: Yeah. You've been dealing with so much lately. Why not let a friend spoil you? I'll buy you a cup of coffee, and you can cry on my shoulder.

Guren: Dumbass.

Shinya: Hahaha.

Guren: And make it a cola, instead.

Guren: And did you find the goal you were looking for?

Shinya: Nope. But I figured I might as well give protecting my friends a try, too.

Guren: Is that so?

Shinya: Yep.

Guren: Do you even have friends, though?

Shinya: Haha. How would you like a knuckle sandwich?

Guren: Friendship, huh?

It was depressing to admit it, but that was what Guren really wanted, deep down.

What his weak self desired.

But was friendship really weakness?

SO SATISFYING

SO? You are telling me a LOCAL saw YOONGI’s ABS before ARMYs?!!

WHY IS IT ALWAYS A FREAKING LOCAL!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! 

ALSO, the one who DARED tell one of the BIGGEST stars in the world “ You should try to become a celebrity” and Yoongi just smiled and said “Thank you.” I-

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Yuu: is this allowed?

Mika: yuu, all we’re doing is holding hands while shopping

Yuu: yeah! That’s gay, Mika!

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i’m the mc, the mc is me

he literally stopped mcing to watch tae drink water