They Are So Cute I’m Gonna Explode…

They are so cute I’m gonna explode…

But I’m a Creep…I’m a Weirdo

You've Probably Already Gotten This Ask But If Not, Jerry Yandere Hcs Perchance???

Summary: Yandere! Jerry Strokes x reader

TW/CW: Yandere behavior, online stalking, obsessive behavior, harassment, light fluff

A/N: Thank you for the request, anon! Yandere! Jerry was so fun to write honestly! Hope you enjoy!

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* Would be the yandere that could mask it the most

* During the crush stages, he can feel his heart pound out of his stage the moment he senses your presence. He’ll fiddle with the cuffs of his sweater while he stares deeply at you (probably salivates a little while doing so, but quickly gets the drool off of him)

* The type to look at you in the distance, cause he’s afraid of interacting with you (the club mock him by staring at you the same way he is)

* If you do talk to you, he’s fumbling his words and avoiding you at all costs

* Has wasted tons of character DnD sheets trying to imagine you in some of his campaigns. Has even done sessions by himself, pretending you’re there with him (you two always end together in the end)

* Online though…it’s a different story

* The benefits of being online is anonymity. No one knows your name, face, address, phone number, etc.

* Jerry is a 4chan user, and has written….colorful languages of his “encounters” with you. Any assets you have, he describes them in detail and has given you a fake name (like he doesn’t actively write out any special features you have)

* Late at nights, he’ll look through your online profiles, staring deeply into any photos you’ve posted of yourself (pray that those photos don’t have any cleavage in them, cause he will get off to that)

* Has a mini shrine of you in his house. It’s small, but contains Polaroid pictures of you (without your consent) stole hair clips, food that has been eaten, and generally any small items you’ve lost.

* The confession would be the most basic. He probably decides Valentine’s Day is the best, and buys you chocolate and flowers. He hands them to you and just stumbles across his affection

* Accepting it would mean him being red faced for the rest of the day and won’t stop thinking about you (he brags about it in the chat)

* You’ll mostly hang out around his locker. Just talking about school and stuff (he’s so bad at conversation, help this man)

* If you’re into DnD as well, expect him to jump for joy. He’ll break out the whole nine yards and would have a private DnD session with the two of you (it’s going to get creepy. He’s staring as you roll the dice and sometimes have to snap your fingers in front of him so he can continue the session)

* Online is where he takes it up to the extreme. He hates how passive he is in his real life, and wants you to feel safe around him.

* It’s easy, really! He’ll create fake accounts to harass and stalk you. Your DMs will be filled with harassment, personal information, insults, the whole shebang

* You’d figure out the limit on bans in MySpace cause they always keep coming, no matter what

* Jerry would be the shoulder for you to cry on. Hearing you vent about the backlash they’re getting from these trolls out nowhere

* Jerry understands, and will rub your back while you vent, knowing that he’s the one who’s causing this

* He knows this is for your own good. It’s like a DnD session, except the fantasy doesn’t end when he puts away the dice. Just a few more trolling, and you’ll be in his arms in no time!