When Azi Finally Upgrades His Computer It Will Be To Like Windows 95 :). 

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hello! do you have any good soulmate wolfstar recs? i LOOOOOOVE those, doesn’t matter what kind

Oh, the Librarian also loves these fics! Hope you enjoy the ones on this list! 

Wolfstar Soulmate Fics

The Electric Fizzing Prick Pistols, or Whatever by whitmans_kiss Everyone is born with Words on their arm that connect them to their Soulmate. James finds his, Sirius had everything figured out back in First Year, Peter doesn’t talk to girls anyway, and Remus thinks he’d very much just like to put his earmuffs back on and disappear.

Crude and Proud by @beesandjam Remus and Sirius are soulmates and whatever they write on their arms appears on the other person's.

fade to black by @elixirsoflife

a soulmate au where everyone has a tattoo of the first words their soulmate says directly to them on their left arm

Wolfy by Judeyjude There were three types of people: Kissers, Namers, and Tattooers. You either had a Tattoo that matched another's or a Name marked above your heart. If you didn't, then you were a Kisser, recognizing your soulmate at first touch or kiss, as innocent as the person wanted it to be. As soon as you were born, it was obvious which category you fell into. Sirius had a Tattoo. Remus didn't.

Moony by Judeyjude Soulmate identifying marks are like a fingerprint - every love is unique and special. Not one couple is the same as another, so there are no repeats in soulmate connections. One couple could write to each other on their arms, another could have matching tattoos that colored in when they met, and another could be deaf their whole lives until they made eye contact with their true love. The only consistency is that everyone has some kind of indication by the time they are sixteen. At 25 years old, Remus Lupin has given up the idea that he's destined for someone until James calls him one fateful night.

Check For the Shivers by @devnoel Remus never expected the first words his Soulmate would say to him to be out of a sappy romance novel. But this was just outrageous.

If you know of more soulmate fics, please share! 

Some highlights from the Be More Chill book brought to you by me

Ps: Y’all these are just the parts I marked as I was reading, my personal favorites. Don’t evaluate the book just by looking at these. And I didn’t include any big spoilers so don’t worry!

Page 35,

Jeremy: You think we should go?

Michael: Are you asking me out?

Page 54, (it pains me how little boyfs moments are in the book)

Michael’s there, in the school parking lot. He managed to borrow the car from his parents and have it waiting for me the day I asked for it. I hug him.

Page 80,

I’m masturbating still, watching a video, but it’s not like I’m masturbating to Michael. I’m multitasking masturbating.

Page 109,

The gayer it feels, the better your posture. -The Squip, 2004.

Page 110,

Jeremy: Well, that card is only for emergencies.

Squip: You are an emergency, Jeremy.

Page 111,

Jeremy: I kind of hate Keanu Reeves’s voice. Can you switch to, ah, Brad Pitt?

Squip: We couldn’t get his rights. You sure you don’t like Keanu?

Jeremy: Uh...

Squip: C’mon, just listen. Isn’t it soothing?

Page 135, (we love supportive Squip)

After twenty reps, with the Squip encouraging me and telling jokes, I’m so tired that I roll into bed without thinking about jerking off.

Page 138, (book Squip is superior)

Ms. Heere: Freedom of expression doesn’t exist for minors, Jeremy, which is what you are.

Squip: Tell her to go f _ _ _ herself.

Page 161,

I jump in the field and kick my heels together.

Squip: Let’s never, ever see that again, okay?

Page 170,

“Heere?”

“Yo.”

It was so simple... I don’t know how I didn’t think of it before.

Squip: It’s not your nature.

Page 174, (First of all Jeremy, rude. But at least he’s standing up for Michael, that’s something, right?)

Squip: Don’t bring him.

Jeremy: Nope, I’m bringing him. I want him along on this one. I’ve wanted him along the whole time, but now I finally have the clout to bring him.

Page 179, (I just LOVE their friendship)

Jeremy: I don’t think we have anything to worry about.

Squip: That’s because I calculated it for you, stupid.

I know. Thanks.

Page 208,

Christine: What’s yersquip?

Jeremy: That’s... my... imaginary... friend,

Rich: Huh, yeah. It’s what he calls his p-penis.

Jeremy: Would you shut up?

Christine: You have a name for your penis? Boys really do that?

Squip: Yeah. Rich’s is named Li’l’ Cheese Head.

Jeremy: Yeah. Rich’s is named Li’l’ Cheese Head.

Page 233,

Jeremy: And the house was on fire?

Squip: Well. Not all of it.

Jeremy: What the f _ _ _ ? What am I supposed to say to that?

Squip: Probably “No, no, this can’t be happening?”

Jeremy: This can’t be happening!

Page 235, (I love how Squip keeps roasting Jeremy’s parents)

Squip: You have bad parents, you know that?

Jeremy: Why?

Squip: They should have prepared you for situations like this. I’m not programmed to counsel human shock and sorrow.

Page 280, (Michael being sarcastic is what I stan)

Jeremy: It keeps log of all my thinkings.

Michael: Thinkings?

Jeremy, hitting him: Whatever.

woman time

Thinking about what a power move it would be for a trans man to name himself *father’s name* junior…. like yeah dad I’m your son right?

congrats on the new child king

he's so cute

Happy birthday to my favorite emo

ao3 was down for like 2 hours today so prolly that's y

i even got a notif actually saying that its under some kind of update (?ig?)

Why does Ao3 always seem to go down whilst I'm reading fanfic???

Like seriously I was just chilling eating my pot noodle and rereading LAOFT for the fourth time and boom ao3 is down what???

he probably did

WHO LET HIM DRIVE?!?