WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!?!

Me five minutes into the season 11: And he’s baby, and he’s baby, and he’s baby, and he’s baby, and she’s baby, and he is definitely baby

I woke up today and my last two braincells gave me this.

F2 Jay

Jay stealing everyone’s clothes = canon

yES

i present to you...

ENINJAS

Ninjago BoyBand AU

Based on the one Headcanon I had

Kai

* Pretty Boy of the group

* Lead Rapper

* Easily has the second most fangirls, after Lloyd of course

* People used to argue that he was the real leader of the group not Cole

* Has the best social media of the group

* Live-streams while their trying to film music videos

* His hair takes forever and the hairstylist hate him for it

* Will never go out in public if he isn’t dolled up

Jay

* Dorky member definitely

* All the geeky girls go crazy for this boy

* All seriously though, as soon as everyone found out how smart/dorky he is all the geeky girls collectively fainted

* No one would think it from looking at him but he’s the secondary rapper cause damn can that boy talk fast

* Hands down the worst at dancing

* So many compilations of him missing his dance cue or doing the wrong move during a show

* Loves talking to his fans, like he absolutely love to socialize with them and find out about their lives

* Was embarrassed when it came out he was born in a junkyard but the fans don’t mind, they just want him to be his true self

* At first he acted sorta like Kai cause he thought no one would like his true self

* But the fans love pure loser Jay

Cole

* LEAD SINGER BABY

* This boy has some pipes

* Sadly he thinks he has the least fans but that’s not true!!! He has so many dedicated fans and they love him so much

* TBH while most of Kai, Jay, and Lloyd’s fans are young girls Cole’s fans are mainly in their early to late twenties cause damn, he would be such a good husband and you can’t convince them otherwise

* Was easily the most prepared to be in a boy band thanks to his dad

* Gets shy around fans, especially when they bring him gifts

* Was the leader of the group before Lloyd joined but doesn’t hold any hard feelings about Lloyd taking his place

* The rock of the group, no matter what happens he’s able to take care of the group and make sure everyone is well

* Was in a scandal

* People thought he had a secret lover

* No clue how it started tho, it just did and he was so confused the whole time

* Best at interviews hands down

* Was originally seen as the emo of the group but soon gained the title of group dad

* Writes songs with Zane’s help

* People ship them after this came out

* They don’t care tho, their bromance lives on in perfection

* ALSO CAN I SAY THE ONLY OUT LGBT MEMBER OF THE GROUP

Zane

* Doesn’t specialize in anything, is pretty good at everything

* If Cole is the dad of the group Zane is the mom

* Has weird ticks and talks extremely formally so there is a running joke that he’s a robot

* While Kai has the “Pretty Boy” title Zane was voted most beautiful member and Kai couldn’t deny the truth

* Wrote a song after his dad died and it still makes people drop into tears upon hearing it

* Can play the piano v well and fans love it

* During meet and greets he gives his fans little gifts he made

* Most photogenic

* Cole and him are a dream team when it comes to writing/composing songs

* Also has older fans cause he is an ideal husband if I do say so myself

* Was scarred after reading a fan fiction about him self on a talk show

* Hasn’t gone on the internet since

* Freaked out after a video of him saying damn was leaked cause it ruined his image as the purest member

Lloyd

* Joined when he was 15 and his voice was still high pitched

* Hit the high notes for the group

* Had a major glow up once he turned 16

* Took the leader position from Cole and still feels bad about it

* Takes the center position whenever they sing angsty songs cause the fans go feral for dark Lloyd

* Is so awkward around fans, like he wants to be cool around them but he just can’t

* Fans bring him candies and sweets as gifts but he can’t have any of them because they may be poisoned and he will literally cry about it because he feels so bad

* Went through an emo phase and after about a month the others were so done with his emo-ness

* Tries to write songs but can’t focus whenever he tries to

* Rumor is that he dyes his hair

* Fans absolutely hate his mom after it came out that she sent him to a boarding school for evil when he was little

* But they love Gamadad

* Pranks the other members and films it

* The most alive during performances, he loves putting on a good show

* Once he turned 18 he got a small dragon tattoo and people still aren’t over it

Nya

* Always was on the sidelines and helped out managing the group

* Fans love her

* VIDEO Kai “Yeah you could say I’m the mature sibling”

Nya *looks at the camera like in The Office*

* So many fan pages dedicated to shipping her and Jay

* Produced her own music under the pseudonym Samurai X because she didn’t want her music to be compared to her brother’s

* Makes frequent appearances in music videos and performances

* Once people found out she was Samurai X (which was always a popular fan theory) she started making her own music using her real name

* The boys were so proud

* Became an honorary member of the group and the fans went wild

* While she isn’t the best at it she’s the lead dancer and always has killer choreography

* So many photos and videos of her and the boys having spa nights

* When she and Jay got together fans went feral

* So much support like an overwhelming amount

* Ya know how I said Lloyd and Kai has the most fan girls? Welp that’s a lie

* So many girls love and admire her

* She and Kai are in a Sub Unit together called Steamy Babes

Y’all ever think about how Ninjago is this huge continent but only has one major city, or just one actual city in general

I’m rebloging this cause I like it and it didn’t get much reach-

Magical Girl Nya AU

Ok so one day while I was watching Precure (don’t judge me) I thought “Wouldn’t it be cool to have a magical girl in ninjago” and Nya was the perfect candidate so I present my AU, it’s still a work in progress but I really really love it so here’s all that I thought of.

So basically in Ninjago city Nya lives with Kai and has a not so normal life. Kai dropped out of school to pay for her schooling and the apartment and Nya also works to help out around the house. In this she and Jay would have broken up too. Nya really really wants to help out the city by getting rid of all of the crime that seems to happen in the city for no reason but Kai wants her to go to a good college and maybe even move out of the city to have a better life so they fight a lot about what Nya should and shouldn’t do. And after one particular fight about how Nya needs to stop going out at night cause it’s dangerous she ‘runs away’ she runs to the monument of god/fsm, their she just lets out all of her anger, screaming about how she just wants to help everyone how she feels useless. God/fsm hears her calls and blesses her with the gift of the water element. After being gifted the power she sorta has a moment like everyone else in superhero movies who magically gets powers and she goes crazy a bit testing out her powers and all that jazz. And after passing by a tv playing a magical girl cartoon she decides that that will be her secret identity, a magical girl. So she sews the dress and boom magical girl time. As the story progresses she’ll get more people to join her magical girl team but I’m still working out the details for that

i love getting into fights over ninjago with ppl who match with me on hinge

What if Lloyd dying in season 10 was all planned out by the First Spinjitzu Master? What if the whole point of Lloyd dying was to have his soul leave his body, leaving it an open vessel for someone? What if the FSM knew he needed a vessel that could handle the amount of power he had? What if Lloyd’s body was able to handle that amount of power? What if Lloyd never came back to life? What if the FSM took his place?

Nya set my expectations for a girlfriend too high