Its Shame Jk Rowling Disappeared, Never To Be Seen Again After 2007 And Left All Subsequent Canon Decisions

villains who are like. shitty to kids are automatically irredeemable

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i hate that when im in school all i want to do is write and i cant but when im home from school i want to do anything but write

marauders as things my friends have said... pt.2

James: *standing on a chair* Lily, help me a spider!

Lily: Just get it yourself, it cant hurt you

Marlene: I think spiders are kind of cute.

Sirius: Yeah! spiders the puppies of the streets

two bros chilling in a hot tub becomes unpredictable if one of the people its being used on has feelings for you

a list of memes that i think would be spells in the carry on universe:

road work ahead? - for sealing potholes or cracks in the road, or when there is difficult terrain ahead of you, it clears a decently walkable path 

then perish - basically avada kedavra

two bros chilling in a hot tub - when someone is too close for your liking, it immediately pushes them so they’re five feet away from you. depending on how much magic you put into the spell, it can remove one person you don’t like, or it can move everyone that is within 5 feet of you. this can take significantly more power though depending on how many people are near you

everything changed when the fire nation attacked - it lights a fire!

this bitch empty - send an object hurtling away from you in the direction you’re facing. how far the object goes depends entirely on how loudly and forcefully you yell yeet

it’s free real estate - clears an area of obstructions, kinda similar to the two bros spell, except it doesn’t centre around you

johnny johnny yes papa? - i’m not sure what this one would do, but it’s canon that nursery rhymes tend to make very powerful spells! maybe it could be a truth compulsion spell? which would be very useful, but the thought of a very serious lawyer singing this spell in court is SENDING ME

anyways feel free to add more

a collection

LMFAOOOOOOO favourite part in the entire fic

Chris turning Lockhart into JELLY? LIKE A GIANT MF JELLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHARMS CLASSROOM

AND THEN MCGONAGALL'S LIKE AIGHT WHAT

AND HE AND REMUS ARE LIKE IDK PROFESSOR WE JUST FOUND LOCKHART LIKE THIS AND SHES LIKE

HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS LOCKHART IF YOU WERENT THE ONES WHO DID IT

AND REMUS DEADASS SAYS WELL IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE HIM DOESNT IT AKSVSMDVD

AND MCGONAGALL PUNISHING REMUS WITH HAVING TO BE THE QUIDDITCH COMMENTATOR

AND HIM NOT KNOWING SHIT ABOUT SHIT

AND CALLING REGULUS "REGGIE" AND SIRIUS "THE GOOD BLACK" AND SSKBS

"FUCK ME WE WON"

MCGONAGALL GETTING ANGRY AT HIM SWEARING THE WHOLE GAME AND TAKING THE MICROPHONE FROM HIM DIRECTLY WHEN THE GAME FINISHES

*dracos first time in a muggle car*

harry: turn on the radio

draco: *puts car into reverse*

*both scream as they crash into the kitchen*

harry: what is wrong with you?

draco: i thought r was for radio!

scorpius: hey dad, its nearly dinner do you want me to set the car?

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures